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Let's have a spicy 'Dad Joke' Saturday!
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Jun 21, 2025, 7:11 AM
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Spicy! Yep...that should liven this place up a tad! And I know just the crowd to bring it! 
I hate when doctors ask, "Are you seckshully active?" Depends on the definition of 'active'. There are plenty of active volcanos that haven't gone off in decades! (Is that a decent start? Need more heat?)
A patient, lying in his hospital bed wearing an oxygen mask, has a young student nurse appear to give him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse," he mumbles, "Are my test-tickles black?" Embarrassed, she replies, "I don't know...I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Can you check, please, if my test-tickles are black?"
Concerned his blood pressure might elevate from worrying about his test-tickles, and overcoming her embarrassment, she pulls back his covers. She raises his gown and holds his twig in one hand, berries in the other.
She looks closely and announces, "Everything looks fine." He pulls the oxygen mask away, smiles and says very slowly, "That was wonderful...thank you. Now, listen closely...Are - My - Test - Results - Back?" (No mention of his blood pressure!)
Carpe Saturday, Tiger Nation! Make it saucy!
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I told the doctor about my memory loss. He made me pay in advance.
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Jun 21, 2025, 7:40 AM
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Therapist: How do you view lesbian relationships?
Me: Full HD
Studies show that women who carry a little more weight tend to live longer than the men who mention it.
My neighbor told me he was scared to plant an apple tree… I told him to grow a pear.
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Re: Let's have a spicy 'Dad Joke' Saturday!
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Jun 21, 2025, 7:48 AM
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What do you call a bulletproof Irishman?
Rick O’Shay!!
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Re: Let's have a spicy 'Dad Joke' Saturday!
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Jun 21, 2025, 8:38 AM
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Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor.
With some hesitation, they explained that although their
little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his
rather small thingy.
After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, 'Just feed him
pancakes. That should solve the problem.'
The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there
was a large stack of warm
pan cakes in the middle of the table.
'Gee, Mom,' he exclaimed. 'For me?'
'Just take two,' Brenda replied . 'The rest are for your father.
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Jun 21, 2025, 11:30 AM
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Jun 21, 2025, 9:01 AM
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What do you tell your co-worker with two black eyes? Nothing, already told them twice.
A lady went into the pharmacy and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacists eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! Absolutely not! The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now. That's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
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lol***
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Jun 21, 2025, 10:43 AM
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Jun 21, 2025, 1:07 PM
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A study has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her men-stru-al cycle. For example, if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire. No further studies are expected on this subject.
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Welp, this is Sunday, but here goes: a wife asked her hubby,
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"Honey, am I the only ONE you've ever been with?"
Hubby says, "Of course, Darling, you're the only ONE I've ever had."
He adds, "BUT, I have been with some 9's and 10's!"
Later on, she says, "I've decided I wanna be cremated!"
Hubby says, "OK....I'll call and make an appointment for tomorrow morning!"
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