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Just had lunch with an old friend in Athens...
Feb 25, 2022, 1:34 PM
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Kirby Smart happened to be at the restaurant and was sweating profusely as he ate a BBQ sandwich with peanut butter on it. As a joke, I told my friend that our meal would be free, just watch. We sat near Kirby and I immediately mentioned that I worked for Clemson football (not true), just loud enough for him to hear as he was sending his onion rings back for "not being fried enough". When he heard my comment, the chewing stopped immediately. He wiped his brow with a dozen or so wadded up napkins and shuffled over to our table. He said he couldn't help but hear I worked for Dabo and offered me a job on the spot. He said he was always on the lookout for young talent and was currently shuffling his staff due to some unforeseen departures. He offered me $100k more than whatever I was making, and said he would pay my moving expenses. I told him I'd have to think about it.
Smart went on to not only pick up our tab, but he also sent us a complementary desert and picked up our parking. I don't think he has any idea what just happened.
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Clemson Conqueror [11199]
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Re: Just had lunch with an old friend in Athens...
Feb 25, 2022, 1:38 PM
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guess curb just isn't that smart.
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Clemson Conqueror [11484]
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Re: Just had lunch with an old friend in Athens...
Feb 25, 2022, 1:39 PM
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Kirby is a genius because he knows TNET is where Dabo gets all of his best ideas for running the program.
Now instead of waiting for Dabo to use the ideas, Kirby can get them straight from Francis.
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Clemson Conqueror [11484]
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Re: Just had lunch with an old friend in Athens...
Feb 25, 2022, 1:38 PM
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Unless he offers you the "Lincoln Riley treatment" and offers to buy both of your current houses and your new house in Athens then don't accept the job.
That's the minimum incentive that I'm taking to leave my job in the future for sure!
The real USC has set the bar.
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CU Medallion [18890]
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I cleaned off that slob’s table before I took my smoke break!
Feb 25, 2022, 1:39 PM
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He was wiping excess peanut butter and barbecue sauce off of his fingers underneath the table the whole time! The napkins were dripping with sweat, which smelled like Fritos, but that fool didn’t use a single one of them to clean his disgusting fingers.
Human sewer.
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Heisman Winner [87524]
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I bet the "BBQ" wasn't even pork.
Feb 25, 2022, 1:39 PM
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LMAO
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the secret’s in the sauce.***
Feb 25, 2022, 2:31 PM
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Heisman Winner [87524]
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and the wood
Feb 25, 2022, 6:05 PM
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Re: the secret’s in the sauce.***
Feb 26, 2022, 3:36 PM
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Think he had some "Fried Green Tomatoes," too?
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Re: the secret’s in the sauce.***
Feb 26, 2022, 3:36 PM
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Think he had some "Fried Green Tomatoes," too?
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Re: Just had lunch with an old friend in Athens...
Feb 25, 2022, 1:42 PM
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You should have taken the job on the spot. Being a good liar, you would have probably been his top recruiter.??
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Orange Blooded [4510]
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I hate when I come on TNET and read stupid poasts
Feb 25, 2022, 1:49 PM
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that are obviously not true.
That said, I believe every word of this.
I was not there, but I'd venture to guess that he had a few alcoholic beverages as well, to deal with the pain of his second top-100 2023 recruit de-commitment this week. I would not want to be Kirby Smart right now.
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Game Changer [1640]
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The part about him having a friend is most likely
Feb 25, 2022, 4:54 PM
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pure fiction. The rest is plausible.
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How old is your friend?***
Feb 25, 2022, 2:02 PM
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Heisman Winner [87664]
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old.***
Feb 25, 2022, 2:31 PM
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Clemson Sports Icon [55097]
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Just plain not smart
Feb 25, 2022, 2:14 PM
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I guess he’s not really that smart...
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Re: Just had lunch with an old friend in Athens...
Feb 25, 2022, 8:16 AM
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I was going to ask if you were at the Varsity but there’s no way even Kirby would send the onion rings back for not being fried enough there.
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When do you start?***
Feb 25, 2022, 2:23 PM
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Did he leave you his business card?
Feb 25, 2022, 3:07 PM
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I’d like to see that.
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Check the bottom of your Velcro sandal,
Feb 25, 2022, 3:14 PM
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coot!
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Tiger Titan [48940]
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Found it.
Feb 25, 2022, 4:02 PM
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The ink is smeared and it smells like sweat. Thanks coot.
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Heisman Winner [83848]
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Got your six,
Feb 25, 2022, 4:34 PM
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Coot.
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TigerNet HOFer [125890]
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What did you edit this time?***
Feb 25, 2022, 4:50 PM
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Re: What did you edit this time?***
Feb 25, 2022, 5:02 PM
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TigerNet HOFer [125890]
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you should edit it to say that he
Feb 25, 2022, 6:10 PM
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waddled over to your table, say on 45 minutes, when this thread lands back on page 2 where it belongs.
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TigerNet Icon [158048]
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I am not going to edit the post…
Feb 25, 2022, 6:26 PM
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just to prove I don’t “bump” posts and to make you the laughing stock of this entire site.
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TigerNet HOFer [125890]
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I would edit it for you
Feb 25, 2022, 6:41 PM
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but I doubt you can afford me. I am an accomplished muse.
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Orange Blooded [2307]
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Re: Just had lunch with an old friend in Athens...
Feb 26, 2022, 9:23 AM
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You should take up writing, fiction, of course as this is obviously a tall tale.
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Tiger Titan [48940]
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Doubt it.
Feb 26, 2022, 9:26 AM
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I have it on good authority that Kirby sweats profusely and has some nasty eating habits.
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Re: Doubt it.
Feb 26, 2022, 12:45 PM
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I heard he sweats Mayonaise and always smells like a rotting turkey sub.
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Re: Just had lunch with an old friend in Athens...
Feb 26, 2022, 3:52 PM
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If this story is about Francis Marion- it is a tall tale- now if it is about Kirby- I would say that it is 100% true- unless T-Balm has hacked the computer of Francis and then it is just funny as Hell-o.
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Clemson Conqueror [11184]
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Re: Just had lunch with an old friend in Athens...
Feb 27, 2022, 3:44 AM
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You forgot the part about where he picked his nose.
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Re: Just had lunch with an old friend in Athens...
Mar 1, 2022, 11:44 AM
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I believed you till you said Kirby paid for your parking.
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