Anyoos 90s era tigers remember occifer Hand?

Tharealdonjuan · 2020-12-04T15:16:13.667Z

State transport cop now. Was involved in situation in Greenville a day or two ago where he had someone pulled over and a DUI guy went to bowling into them. Person Hand had pulled over deaded, Hand was in his vehicle and went to the hospital but is ok, DUI guy ran and was arrested. GITT with your best Hand stories. Mine are limited to Hand and to Henkle (and maybe another or two), and none of them will be shared even under the cloak of anonymity.

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Was riding shotgun with girlfriend (who was good friends

Dec 4, 2020, 10:33 AM

with Geddings, less so with Dickhead Hand) through downtown, driving up College Ave towards 93. Tipped my beer back near Judge Keller's, and whaddya know, Hand was there on the sidewalk. We made eye contact as I was making sweet, sweet mouthsex with a Bud Light bottle. I'm thinking "shit, we better get out of here!", and girlfriend obviously isn't a mindreader, because she whips her car into the Manifest parking lot because she saw a space. We quickly exit vehicle as Hand comes jogging across the street. Asks me what I was drinking. "Nothing." He opens the car door and finds Bud Light bottle in floorboard. Writes me a ticket for, whatever, open container, maybe? Is that even a ticket now if the driver isn't drunk?

Anyway, it was something like $165, which I certainly didn't have in college, so I asked for a jury trial a month later when it was due, just to kick the can down the road some. Hand comes up to me in TTT a week or two after that and was obviously agitated that I had requested a jury. Begrudgingly paid fine a month or two later with no jury trial.

TLDR: Geddings was cool. Hand was a tool. Probably still is, what with his flat-top haircut and dago mustache and sadness in his eyes about getting picked on in high school.