I walked into a bar and two dudes were clearly beefing near a golf cart. I walked over to them and I said, "Hey guys. Instead of fighting, how about we #### it out?" They looked at me, looked at each other, and immediately started making out. But it was clear for the passion and intensity that this was going to be a two-man show, so I walked away and watched from the corner. Fortunately the crowd had thinned out by then and no kids were around because it was not gentle.
Later I realized it wasn't actually a bar but some guy's garage.