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National Champion [7279]
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Dating Help Needed
Mar 14, 2022, 10:57 AM
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I recently had a girl follow me on Twitter so she is obviously way into me. She has elite chest talent making her a high four star prospect with a chance to be bumped to five stars. The problem is that she appears to be into soccer. Not a single tweet about football. I don’t have high standards, or really any standards for that matter, when it comes to dating. I’ve even asked out fans of Georgia, Florida State, South Carolina, the SEC West, most of the Big Ten, and even a few non-power five team’s fans. But for some reason, I can’t get past this soccer thing.
I’ve been on a long dry spell after breaking up with my last girlfriend over an argument about having to subscribe to her Only Fans page. At this point, I’m willing to try anything. I just ordered “Soccer Boy” and “Max Explains Everything: Soccer Expert“ off Amazon to learn something about the game.
It’s obvious that most posters on this board do well with the ladies, so at least a few of you have had to run into this issue. How did you handle it? Was it worth it? Can women with bad taste in sports change? How do you get girls to go out with you a second time?
Any and all help would be appreciated.
Disclaimer: I was going to take this to the Soccer Board, but I figured nobody would ever see it and the Football Board appears to be open for all topics during the off-season.
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Oculus Spirit [40654]
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No one will be able to help you without pigs.***
Mar 14, 2022, 11:09 AM
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Orange Immortal [66858]
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Flying or free-range?***
Mar 14, 2022, 12:58 PM
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Re: No one will be able to help you without pigs.***
Mar 14, 2022, 1:51 PM
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Exactly. W/O pigs. it may not be worth the effort to give you top t net advice.
However, since you are desperate, If you really want to score with the ladies, you should...nah, I'll wait for the pigs.
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National Champion [7279]
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Re: No one will be able to help you without pigs.***
Mar 14, 2022, 2:47 PM
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Considering my Twitter is followed by a handful of dudes from TigerNet and a couple bots, I’m sure you can find a picture of her easily enough. Don’t even think about asking her out though.
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Re: No one will be able to help you without pigs.***
Mar 14, 2022, 3:26 PM
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I did find where you posted this on your twitter, so I see that you may not be coordinated enough to play soccer or to even talk about it. May be best to find another date.
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National Champion [7279]
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Re: No one will be able to help you without pigs.***
Mar 14, 2022, 3:34 PM
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Ya, I’m definitely not coordinated enough to compete with professional athletes like this guy.
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Game Changer [1711]
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Re: Dating Help Needed
Mar 14, 2022, 11:12 AM
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I recently had a girl follow me on Twitter so she is obviously way into me. She has elite chest talent making her a high four star prospect with a chance to be bumped to five stars. The problem is that she appears to be into soccer. Not a single tweet about football. I don’t have high standards, or really any standards for that matter, when it comes to dating. I’ve even asked out fans of Georgia, Florida State, South Carolina, the SEC West, most of the Big Ten, and even a few non-power five team’s fans. But for some reason, I can’t get past this soccer thing.
I’ve been on a long dry spell after breaking up with my last girlfriend over an argument about having to subscribe to her Only Fans page. At this point, I’m willing to try anything. I just ordered “Soccer Boy” and “Max Explains Everything: Soccer Expert“ off Amazon to learn something about the game.
It’s obvious that most posters on this board do well with the ladies, so at least a few of you have had to run into this issue. How did you handle it? Was it worth it? Can women with bad taste in sports change? How do you get girls to go out with you a second time?
Any and all help would be appreciated.
Disclaimer: I was going to take this to the Soccer Board, but I figured nobody would ever see it and the Football Board appears to be open for all topics during the off-season.
The coot board had many posts about a midget who a guy dated and she drinks a lot. She may be a candidate.
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Tiger Titan [50577]
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Re: Dating Help Needed
Mar 14, 2022, 11:13 AM
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Opposites attract, so give her soccer so you can go to the refrigerator without asking.
Francis Marion is much better at this advice, I’ve been dating the same girl for 30 years and she doesn’t like any of the sports I like and it works out perfectly.
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National Champion [7279]
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Re: Dating Help Needed
Mar 14, 2022, 12:51 PM
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Are you honestly asking me to take dating advice from someone named Francis?
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Top TigerNet [32259]
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Re: Dating Help Needed
Mar 14, 2022, 1:52 PM
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I think he is talking about Francis the talking horse?
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CU Guru [1150]
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Re: Dating Help Needed
Mar 14, 2022, 11:16 AM
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Who does she pull for and why I will tell you if its worth it or not.
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National Champion [7279]
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Re: Dating Help Needed
Mar 14, 2022, 11:17 AM
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Some team called Chelsea
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Re: Dating Help Needed
Mar 14, 2022, 11:37 AM
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You could also keep it in state and date an Eagle from Rock Hill. Take this date to the Spring game and get an idea of what she thinks and acts like under those conditions. It is called dating, not buying the car.
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Game Day Hero [4515]
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Re: Dating Help Needed
Mar 14, 2022, 11:49 AM
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Have you considered dating Chelsea ?
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CU Guru [1150]
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Re: Dating Help Needed
Mar 14, 2022, 11:54 AM
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Mmm that is a 50/50. If she is pulling for them because they have an American playing for them, then she is cool, otherwise you might have to keep an eye on her.
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Re: Dating Help Needed
Mar 14, 2022, 12:19 PM
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A - I don’t care about what I had for lunch.
B - I care even less about what someone else had for lunch.
C - Any woman that wants a man to be something that he is not, should get a dog. Dogs are much more trainable.
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Re: Dating Help Needed
Mar 14, 2022, 12:00 PM
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It is cheaper to pick up somebody at the local truck stop- there are no expectation and if you like her in the morning- you can always get a second date for a few bucks! Just be safe and carry protect- will you know.
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National Champion [7279]
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Re: Dating Help Needed
Mar 14, 2022, 12:50 PM
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No offense, but I have a hunch I’ll be watching an episode of Law & Order about you some day.
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Re: Dating Help Needed
Mar 14, 2022, 2:35 PM
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It is more like the First 48 Hours
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National Champion [7279]
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Re: Dating Help Needed
Mar 14, 2022, 2:43 PM
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If I ever party with you, don’t be offended when I take my drink with me when I go to the bathroom.
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TigerNet Icon [158008]
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go for it. Broaden your horizons! Let her explain soccer
Mar 14, 2022, 12:13 PM
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and how the game is played. She'd like that. Then she will have no excuse not to go to a Clemson Football game. She's following you, there is interest. She may turn out to be the one and be more than a wife/girlfriend, a best friend.
Coming from someone living in a small town where dating it virtually impossible, take a chance.
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National Champion [7279]
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Re: go for it. Broaden your horizons! Let her explain soccer
Mar 14, 2022, 12:48 PM
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Hard pass. I couldn’t do the type of things I want to do to my best friend.
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Oculus Spirit [39216]
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Just order a fleshlight***
Mar 14, 2022, 12:19 PM
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National Champion [7279]
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Re: Just order a fleshlight***
Mar 14, 2022, 12:47 PM
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Have you seen how expensive those things are? I’m waiting on them to go on sale before I buy any more.
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Clemson Conqueror [11484]
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Re: Dating Help Needed
Mar 14, 2022, 12:39 PM
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I have the perfect plan for you.
Ask her on a date.
Let her talk all about soccer on the first date and show that you are willing to be interested in things she likes. Hopefully she has some other interests so the soccer talk doesn't last too long.
Then on a second date (if she is tolerable on the first) start to explain how football isn't all that different from soccer. Both sports have kickoffs, an offsides penalty and players will kick the ball into the goal 2 or 3 times per game for 1 point each.
Then explain to her that football is even better than soccer because something actually happens in the game between those 2 or 3 kicks into the goal and unlike soccer, sometimes there is even more than 2 or 3 kicks into the goal.
If she takes it as a joke (which it isn't) and plays along then you should continue to explore her as a possible option for a longterm mate. Bonus: If she doesn't already have a college football team, then getting her to fall in love with Clemson should be much easier.
If she gets offended by your comment then she isn't the one and you should refer her to a foreign country where men think soccer is worthwhile.
Qualifier for my advice:
My wife played soccer and had hopes that I would respect the game until we played soccer against each other one day. I have never played soccer in my life and was immediately the superior player because I am an actual athlete. She now realizes that soccer is just something for kids to do to get rid of some of their energy until they are old enough for real sports.
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National Champion [7279]
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Re: Dating Help Needed
Mar 14, 2022, 12:44 PM
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Solid, well thought out reply. I give it an A+.
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Clemson Conqueror [11484]
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Re: Dating Help Needed
Mar 14, 2022, 12:47 PM
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Thank you!
I also forgot to mention that my wife had already fallen quite hard for me prior to me embarrassing her soccer skills.
I would not recommend that sort of behavior too early on in a courtship.
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Re: Dating Help Needed
Mar 14, 2022, 12:45 PM
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You almost lost me with your answer- I am so glad that I finished reading- The best was saved for last! HAhAHHAHA!
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Orange Immortal [66858]
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I have been single all of my life with all of my exes
Mar 14, 2022, 1:00 PM
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getting married to the next guy they met. So, I better refrain from giving advice.
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Clemson Conqueror [11484]
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Re: I have been single all of my life with all of my exes
Mar 14, 2022, 1:09 PM
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Or you could help out Chad and date this girl for a couple of weeks and let him be there to ask her out when you have prepared her for marriage.
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National Champion [7279]
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Re: I have been single all of my life with all of my exes
Mar 14, 2022, 1:15 PM
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Now that’s genius! I highly doubt CUTiger1989 has any STD’s that I don’t already have, so I see no downside to this plan.
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Orange Immortal [66858]
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So, are you offering to pay for the dinners and movies and
Mar 14, 2022, 1:42 PM
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craft fairs that I have to attend with soccer lady?
BTW, how old is this soccer lady? I am a little advanced in years and don't need a gold digger.
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Re: So, are you offering to pay for the dinners and movies and
Mar 14, 2022, 1:58 PM
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Paying another guy to plow my future wife might even be going too far for me. You willing to go halfsies? Twitter pics make me think she’s in her early thirties.
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"It’s obvious that most posters on this board do well with
Mar 14, 2022, 1:17 PM
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the ladies, so at least a few of you have had to run into this issue."
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Re: Dating Help Needed
Mar 14, 2022, 1:25 PM
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Re: Dating Help Needed
Mar 14, 2022, 1:28 PM
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Now when you say her….you really mean him don’t you
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National Champion [7279]
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Re: Dating Help Needed
Mar 14, 2022, 1:41 PM
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Wouldn’t be the first time I’ve been catfished by a dude, but I’ve got a feeling this girl is real. She’s playing it cool by just following me. A dude catfishing me would have followed it up with a DM.
I still play Words With Friends with a guy living in Ohio that got me to buy a bus ticket to come visit him in 2018, so it wouldn’t be the end of the world if that’s what’s happening. You never know what interesting people you might meet.
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Re: Dating Help Needed
Mar 14, 2022, 2:01 PM
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I never fall for that bus ticket scam. I always hold out for the airline ticket.
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Clemson Conqueror [11454]
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Dump her.
Mar 14, 2022, 1:45 PM
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Obviously she doesn't care if you ever score.
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Can women with bad taste in sports change? For this one, I recommend
Mar 14, 2022, 1:53 PM
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asking on fgf and other coot boards. By now, coots should be experts on having bad taste in sports. lol
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Re: Dating Help Needed
Mar 14, 2022, 1:58 PM
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You have set your expectations much too high. Can’t see you ever topping them
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Re: Dating Help Needed
Mar 14, 2022, 2:10 PM
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I am married to a wonderful woman. We have had 15 great years together..... which out of 34 is not bad
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Re: Dating Help Needed
Mar 14, 2022, 3:13 PM
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Heisman Winner [81074]
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lol, why does her sports preferences matter?
Mar 14, 2022, 3:16 PM
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just go #### her
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Don't mention soccer. If she brings it up tell her you hate
Mar 14, 2022, 3:37 PM
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soccer.
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Clemson Sports Icon [54375]
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One thing is certain
Mar 14, 2022, 3:45 PM
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She really does have elite chest talent
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National Champion [7279]
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Re: One thing is certain
Mar 14, 2022, 3:49 PM
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Don’t even think about stealing her.
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Lol, it took all day, but finally got dumped to the Jounge***
Mar 14, 2022, 4:00 PM
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Ring of Honor [21510]
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She is talented in the chestal area***
Mar 14, 2022, 4:11 PM
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Heisman Winner [83848]
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Look can someone finally poast her pigs?***
Mar 14, 2022, 4:19 PM
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National Champion [7279]
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Re: Look can someone finally poast her pigs?***
Mar 14, 2022, 4:26 PM
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Ew
Mar 14, 2022, 4:27 PM
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yeah definitely hit it, spit it, and quit it.
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Clemson Icon [24692]
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What nationality is she?
Mar 14, 2022, 5:27 PM
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TD gets TU'ed.
Mar 14, 2022, 6:17 PM
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I wish I have more for you.
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This is a win, man
Mar 14, 2022, 5:31 PM
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-Soccer girls are usually pretty fit and she'll probably stay that way a while.
-Women's soccer is far more entertaining than men's. They don't flop around when someone barely touches em. No, they're coming back in to the game with blood trickling down their faces. Also, many of them are hot.
-Soccer is on at weird ####### (mods, I used the dirty word again) times in the early morning. She'll watch while you're asleep.
-You can go watch her and her hot friends play at rec leagues for years.
-Just talk about how you don't know a lot about soccer, but you always respect women's a lot more than men's because they're tougher and take the sport more seriously and they should get paid as much if not more than men and yada yada yada all the way to the bedroom.
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This is a HOF post
Mar 17, 2022, 9:23 PM
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Its beautiful
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National Champion [7279]
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Re: Dating Help Needed
Mar 17, 2022, 8:44 PM
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When it rains it pours boys!
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