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Kind of a story that belongs in the Jounge.
Mar 1, 2022, 8:02 AM
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Anyway, I went to this cool lounge type bar and I had this great conversation with this beautiful lady and her two friends that I met. After a bit her 2 friends said they were leaving and she decided she would stay with me. So after we have a couple drinks she tells me she had an amazing wine cellar and asks if I want to come over and have some drinks at her place. She was rubbing my leg and all the basics and it was obviously going to be on. So I told her I called a Lyft and I was going to use the restroom, but I would meet her out front. So I go to the bathroom and I am so stoked that I was getting such a hot lady. I felt so lucky. So I come out of the bathroom and go over to close my tab and the lady had tripped over my dogs leash and busted her nose and knocked herself out. She left in an ambulance. I took the Lyft home by myself.
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Tiger Titan [49461]
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you left your dog with a stranger?***
Mar 1, 2022, 8:05 AM
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Re: you left your dog with a stranger?***
Mar 1, 2022, 8:30 AM
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I always leave my dog tied up when I go to the restroom at a bar or restaurant. As matter of fact, she probably tripped over the leash because I never mentioned my dog.
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TigerNet HOFer [126574]
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Imaginary dog?***
Mar 1, 2022, 8:56 AM
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Re: Imaginary dog?***
Mar 1, 2022, 9:45 AM
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Huh? That's what you went with? Sweet, bud. You're definitely dumb. You should stop while you are behind and just pass your last remaining days on peace.
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TigerNet HOFer [126574]
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Re: Kind of a story that belongs in the Jounge.
Mar 1, 2022, 8:26 AM
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Is that what it is? Why are you constantly attacking peeps on here you old fossil. Don't you have meds? Do you ever notice how almost all of your posts almost get almost zero thumbs up now a days even when you are attacking me? They are idiotic comments. Now take your geriatric meds and calm down. By the way, If you strived the last of you're few remaining years on Earth, Facebook Cooch will always be cooler than your old ignorant lame ###. FBCoach is cooler than you are bud.
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Re: Kind of a story that belongs in the Jounge.
Mar 1, 2022, 8:28 AM
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Re: Kind of a story that belongs in the Jounge.
Mar 1, 2022, 8:32 AM
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He woke up one morn and decided he was going to start a thread attacking me and you. I think his life is in a bad spot. Poor old fella. So close to the end and yet so miserable. Sad.
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All-In [34487]
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Dude, go away with this crap.
Mar 1, 2022, 8:54 AM
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He's providing quality content for the lunge and all you can do is stew over your beef from P&R. So weird to be this obsessed with someone. You come at him on every post and it's sad.
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TigerNet HOFer [126574]
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Oh, now you’re the lunge nazi?
Mar 1, 2022, 8:58 AM
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LOL
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I'm no one. But it's painfully obvious to everyone what is
Mar 1, 2022, 8:59 AM
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happening here. You're not the one who has any high ground here.
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TigerNet HOFer [126574]
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Does anyone here?
Mar 1, 2022, 9:07 AM
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So, now you’re banning trolling in the lunge? You’re laughable!
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All-In [34487]
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We are laughing
Mar 1, 2022, 9:22 AM
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Okay?
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Re: Does anyone here?
Mar 1, 2022, 9:34 AM
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Funny that you are the only one trolling. Kind of a creepy old man you are.
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Re: I dunno, man, maybe read the room.***
Mar 1, 2022, 10:29 AM
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Idk… I like a good trolling from time to time. Sometimes lungers make fun of my weight and haircut and diet. It’s pretty funny. And then a lot of times Tickle It asks for pigs of teds or butwholes at inappropriate times to people in pain, and that’s pretty funny to. It’s not like this was Balm seggualizing Obed’s child.
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You shouldn’t be drinking
Mar 1, 2022, 8:49 AM
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on a Monday, especially with no MNF onTV. That is problem one, there are Tuesday night classes at the local Community Center for that issue.
Why didn’t you get her number as you waited on the ambulance? Why didn’t you want to make sure that she was ok today?
So many questions.
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Re: You shouldn’t be drinking
Mar 1, 2022, 9:10 AM
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I was confident we were going to her house. I figured I would get all the details in the morning. My dog had other plans maybe.
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Classic Shmosby
Mar 1, 2022, 8:54 AM
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What a ride. Wood read agian
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Re: Kind of a story that belongs in the Jounge.
Mar 1, 2022, 10:15 AM
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I was sure this was gonna be a redheaded twins story.
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Tiger Titan [46022]
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That's gotta be...
Mar 1, 2022, 10:17 AM
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One of the most creative ways I've ever heard of a woman trying to get out of hanging out with some dude.
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Re: Kind of a story that belongs in the Jounge.
Mar 1, 2022, 10:23 AM
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I would have gotten a cocktail napkin and wrote, “walk much, you dumb beotch?” And put my number on there. Chicks love when you’re mean to them and then you could have had another shot to nail her using your amazing personality… never mind. You did the right thing.
Maybe your dog sniffed her crotch and tripped her on purpose.
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Re: Kind of a story that belongs in the Jounge.
Mar 1, 2022, 3:17 PM
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Adds new meaning to the term Kwunt Hound.
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