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I walk into Vitamin Shoppe today
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I walk into Vitamin Shoppe today

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Apr 24, 2025, 1:46 PM
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to grab some supplement, protein, all that jazz.

Feeling inspired by Obed's encouragement from yesterday, I've got a heightened sense of awareness for how I can leverage my newly discovered penchant for fornicating with loose women that I notice something special.

The chick behind the counter is a mixed-race, exotic looking DIME of some sort. If not a little bit tomboyish, possibly even lesbian, I find myself falling in love.

I walk up to the counter and immediately notice the faint scars of cutting on her forearms and wrist. I'm immediately attracted even more to this woman.

BEAR WITH ME HERE. Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?

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Yes. We are all thinking the same thing.

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Apr 24, 2025, 1:51 PM
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You won’t see 40

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Re: I walk into Vitamin Shoppe today

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Apr 24, 2025, 1:57 PM
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Yes she needs saving, and only your penal unit can fix her. Please keep us abreast of the situation.

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That's not fair, dude.

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Apr 24, 2025, 1:59 PM
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I'm a really good listener once I've gotten what I need.

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You might be doing this

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Apr 24, 2025, 2:00 PM
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backwards.

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Re: you're a

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Apr 24, 2025, 2:04 PM [ in reply to That's not fair, dude. ]
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selfless human 4 sure, especially after the 1st or 2nd release.

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Re: I walk into Vitamin Shoppe today

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Apr 24, 2025, 2:00 PM
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You are going to need to invest in a 2nd muzzle.

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Yes...

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Apr 24, 2025, 2:04 PM
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Is this her?

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Apr 24, 2025, 2:10 PM
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She IS cute.



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“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.” Isaac Asimov
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Girls with glasses are hot to me

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Apr 24, 2025, 2:11 PM
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I've always wanted to cvm on some girls glasses.

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Re: Girls with glasses are hot to me

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Apr 24, 2025, 2:13 PM
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That how you get pregnant, so I was told.

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I don't think so. My wife doesn't have glasses

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Apr 24, 2025, 2:14 PM
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but she has 5 kids.

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She's wearing glasses somewhere then.***

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Apr 24, 2025, 2:32 PM
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drunk at the putt putt.


God help this board

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Apr 24, 2025, 2:13 PM
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if you ever visit Thailand

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MauldinT, where are you???


"She was cute and small but a little muscular and had a

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Apr 24, 2025, 2:16 PM
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cock the same size as mine!"

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Go on......***

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Apr 25, 2025, 9:44 AM
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Re: God help this board

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Apr 24, 2025, 2:17 PM [ in reply to God help this board ]
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I moved here because, well, I had to leave the States, but I picked Thailand because I always had a thing for Asian girls, you know? And when I got here, oh I was like kid in a candy store. If you’ve got money, no attachments, nothing to do… I started partying, it got wild.

I was picking up girls every night, always different ones; petite ones, chubby ones, older ones, sometimes multiple ladies at night. I was out of control, I became insatiable, and, you know, after about a thousand nights like that, you start to lose it. I started to wonder: Where am I going with this? Why do I feel this need to #### all these women? What is desire? The form of this cute Asian girl, why does it have such a grip on me? Because she's the opposite of me? Is she gonna complete me in some way? I realized I could #### a million women, I'd still never be satisfied — maybe what I really want is to be one of these Asian girls.

So, one night, I took home some girl who turned out to be a ladyboy, which I’d done before, but this time, instead of ####### the ladyboy, the ladyboy ###### me, and It was kind of magical. And I got in my head, what I really wanted was to be one of these Asian girls getting ###### by me, and to feel that.

So, I put out an ad looking for a white guy my age to come over and #### me, got a guy that looked a lot like me. Then, I put on some lingerie and perfume, made myself look like one of these girls — I thought: I look pretty hot. And then this guy came over and railed the #### out of me, then I got addicted to that — some nights, three, four guys would come over and rail the #### out of me. Some I even had to pay, and at the same time, I’d hire an Asian girl who’d just sit there and watch the whole thing. I’d look in her eyes while some guy is ####### me, and I’d think: ‘I am her and I'm ####### me.’


Hey, we all have our Achilles heel, man, you know? Where does it come from? Why are some of us attracted to the opposite form and some of us the same? Sex is a poetic act, it’s a metaphor; a metaphor for what? Are we are our forms? Am I a middle-aged white guy on the inside, too? Or inside, could I be an Asian girl? … I guess I was trying to #### my way to the answer, then I realized, I gotta stop the drugs, the girls, trying to be a girl. I got into Buddhism, which is all about spirit versus form, detaching from self, getting off the never-ending carousel of lust and suffering. Being sober isn't so hard, being celibate, though, it’s… I still miss that #####, man.

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Re: God help this board

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Apr 24, 2025, 2:22 PM
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Hey YeahBuddy, I was wondering where you got this but happened to watch that

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Apr 25, 2025, 8:47 AM [ in reply to Re: God help this board ]
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episode last night. Hard to explain why I was laughing BEFORE he said the funny stuff. Great scene.

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You can fix her!

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Apr 24, 2025, 2:34 PM
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At least get her to change teams for a few weeks.

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She lives in a briar patch ?***

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Apr 24, 2025, 3:57 PM
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