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4 nuns are lined up to get into Heaven
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4 nuns are lined up to get into Heaven

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Jun 7, 2024, 12:04 PM
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St. Peter is there to meet them with a bowl of Holy Water. St. Peter goes up to the first nun and says, "Have you ever touched a #####?" The first nun responds, "Yes I have. I have touched a ##### with the tip of my finger." St. Peter holds out the bowl and says, "Dip your finger in this Holy Water, and be free to enter the Kingdom of Heaven." The first nun gladly follows the instruction and proceeds to enter Heaven. St. Peter goes to the second nun and again asks, "Have you ever touched a #####?" The second nun replies hesitantly, "Yes. I have touched a ##### with my whole hand." St. Peter smiles and says, "Do not despair, simply dip your whole hand into the Holy Water and enter the Kingdom of Heaven." The second nun quickly does as she is told and gladly steps forth into Heaven. At this point the fourth nun cuts in front of the third nun and says, "Listen, I better go next because I'm not gurgling that water after she sticks her ### in it."

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There were two nuns sitting on a park bench,

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Jun 7, 2024, 2:33 PM
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...when a bloke ran by and flashed them. Full frontal nudity which shocked them mightily.

The one nun ended up having a stroke. The other nun couldn't reach.

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