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Jan 13, 2005, 1:19 PM

Clemson has a diverse campus with opportunities for all

The BCA says The University in Cootlumbia

At Clemson you will show up to campus and see
many of these:

At the University of Carolina South you will see a
lot of these: (which is a tragedy in our society)

While at Clemson you will meet good friends

At USuC you will hang out with (and trust me,
no matter who your coach is,
there will be no revenge)

The dating scene at Clemson is very lucrative

The dating scene at UCS.
not that there is any thing wrong with that.

You will experience priceless traditions

At Smoky Bear U…you will never have to worry about catching on fire

You will run down the hill to the sound of “The Song That Shakes the Southland”.
You will feel like a king when you hit the field

At Coot U you will run out onto the field and feel like

When you go out at Clemson you can hang out
with your teammates here

At SCAR, you will most likely hang out with your
teammates here (kids, incarceration is no joking matter)

At Clemson you will learn
you how to use one of these

At USuC you will learn how to steal one of these:

With a degree from Clemson University you
can aspire to one day be the top man
at:

With a degree from Coot U, you can become the top man at:

Finally, when you come back home to Death Valley for the annual
rivaly game you will see this

At USuC , you come back home to hillBILLY BRICE to see this