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USuC joke just sent to me.
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USuC joke just sent to me.


May 31, 2005, 11:57 AM

Bubba and Billy Bob, who are both from Columbia,
traveled to Clemson for a vacation.

While walking along a busy downtown street,
they see a sign in a store window which reads, "Suits
$5.00 each, Shirts $2.00 each and Trousers $2.50 a pair."
Bubba says to Billy Bob,"Lookee here! We could buy a
whole gob of these clothes, take 'em back to the Jockey Lot
sell 'em to all our friends, and make a fortune fer us."

Bubba continues, "Now when we go in there, don't you
say a word, okay? Just let me do the talkin' 'cause if they hear
your accent, they might think we're ignorant,
and they won't wanna sell them clothes to us. Now,
I'll talk in a smart drawl so's they won't know."

They go in and Bubba says with his best fake smart
drawl, "I'll take 50 of them there suits at $5.00
each, 100 of them there shirts at $2.00 each, and 50
pairs of them there trousers at $2.50 each. I'll just
back up my pickup and......"

The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll must be Gamecock fans, ain't you?"

"Well....yeah," says a surprised Bubba. "How come'd
you know that?"

The owner replies, "Cause this is a dry-cleaners."

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Geville Tiger on Clemson football , "Dabo's only problem is he has to deal with turd fans questioning every move he makes.”


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