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You might be a Gamecock IF....................
Aug 4, 2006, 11:31 AM
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If the best season your school has ever had involves a loss to Navy, you could be a Gamecock.
If you rival has a 30+ winning advantage in the series and you STILL think your program is on more solid ground, you could be a Gamecock.
If your progr! am can take two coaches that won national champions elsewhere (Dietzel and Holtz) and turn them into losers, you could be a Gamecock.
If the ancient past begins right after a loss, you could be a Gamecock.
If you can argue that your team is much better than your rival ten ways to Sunday in every category but the score (and believe it), you may be a Gamecock.
If you borrowed your entrance song from a movie and borrowed your fog-filled run onto the field from another program, and have the audacity to claim yourself as the REAL USC, you could be a Gamecock.
If you can't say "Steve Spurrier" without bowing you head in awe of the gr! eatness that is the man, you could be a Gamecock.
If someone substitued Steve Spurrier with Chuck Norris in the hilarious thread making the rounds, and you said "now THAT makes much more sense," you could be a Gamecock.
If you think the old Bill Braskey skit on SNL was based on Steve Spurrier, you could be a Gamecock.
If you think Lou Holtz is a great college football analyst and is putting Mark May and Rece Davis to shame, you could be a Gamecock.
If you think that your ex-coach leaving five separate programs on probation "isn't really a trend - just coincidental," you could be a Gamecock.
If you consider a two-year run of bowl victories the "glory years," you could be a Gamecock.
If your team ranks 16th in all time losses nation-wide and you still think you have a "storied program," you could be a Gamecock.
If you continually argue how good your conference is when you have done nothing to contribute to it, you could be a Gamecock.
If you argue how weak the ACC is even when you have an all-time winning record against only one of the teams, you could be a Gamecock.
If the score of a game is only one of five indicators you use to decide who has the better team, ! behind conference affiliation, your coach's past success, the number of fans you put in the stands, and where you rank in recruiting, you could be a Gamecock.
If your fight song is appropriately titled "Step to the Rear," you could be a Gamecock.
If you can't spell SEC, you could be a Gamecock.
If your first bowl win EVER came in the era of corporate sponsorship and was named after an auto parts store and wasn't named simply after a fruit, ! a fabric, a sweetner or a flower, you could be a Gamecock.
If you never grow tired of saying "wait til next year," you could be a Gamecock
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