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Something funny and interesting
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Something funny and interesting


Dec 1, 2005, 11:41 AM

Southern Football


ROLL TIDE

SEC Light Bulbs Need Changing......How many SEC students does it take to
change a light bulb?

VANDERBILT: it takes two, one to change the bulb and one more to explain how
they did it every bit as good as the bulbs changed at Harvard.

GEORGIA: it takes two, one to change the bulb and one to phone an engineer
at Georgia Tech for instructions.

FLORIDA: it takes four, one to screw in the bulb and three to figure out how
to get stoned off the old one.

ALABAMA: it takes five, one to change it, three to reminisce about how The
Bear would have done it, and one to throw the old bulb at an NCAA
investigator.

OLE MISS: it takes six, one to change it, two to mix the drinks and three to
find the perfect J. Crew outfit to wear for the occasion.

LSU: it takes seven, and each one gets credit for five semester hours.

KENTUCKY: it takes eight, one to screw it in and seven to discuss how much
brighter it seems to shine during basketball season.

TENNESSEE: it takes ten, two to figure out how to screw it in, two to buy an
orange lampshade, and six to phone a radio call-in show and talk about how
much they hate Alabama.

MISSISSIPPI STATE: it takes fifteen, one to screw in the bulb, two to buy
the Skoal, and twelve to yell, "GO TO HELL, OLE MISS".

AUBURN: it takes one hundred, one to change it, forty-nine to talk about how
they did it better than at Bama, and fifty to get drunk and roll Toomer's
Corner when finished.

SOUTH CAROLINA: it takes 80,000, one to screw it in and 79,999 to discuss
how this finally will be the year that they have a decent football team.

ARKANSAS: None. There is no electricity in Arkansas.

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LOL....If only Edison were still alive to laugh at all the


Dec 1, 2005, 11:49 AM

light bulb jokes!

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Re: LOL....If only Edison were still alive to laugh at all the


Dec 1, 2005, 12:13 PM

If Edison were here he would invent a way to shut the gamecocks up.

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