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My 6 years on Tigernet
Nov 30, 2005, 8:58 AM
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Another year, another year’s worth of crazy times here on Tigernet!
Some of this you might have forgotten some of this, and others might have missed some, but I tried to include all the insane days that I caught on Tigernet from this past year!! To say the least… it’s been fun!
As you might remember I learned these great things in 5 years…
& from 11/30/04 to 11/30/05 I’ve learned a lot of new things…
• Arafat’s dead!! No wait, he’s not, no he is! Or is he?
• There was some kind of altercation at some kind of football game in ‘04, right? maybe?
• The lounge died after the election… for like, a week
• We hope we all work for the Met’s when Kris Benson cheats on his wife
• Danny Ford will coach at ECU next year!
• I can get the inside Scoop on all “Lost” and “the O.C.” episodes in the lunge
• Zappage!!
• “This is how we roll! I’m Syvelle Newton beyotch!!” (I think that’s what he said anyway)
• Tigermarine hates you and you might be Pauly’s enemy
• Nobody likes a google fight
• You’re Canadian!!
• You can hit the penguins for long distances or shoot cats out of cannons all day!
• We are the nuttiest fans! So go vote!
• Always remember May 4th! Lights on!
• The lounge “name game”
• If you put a picture of your “stuff” on your profile all hell might break loose!!
• Anyone wanna make a bet? I’ll pay up I promise
• Try to leave Tigernet again C4L, Cobb, and Pawless! You’ll be back
• Do you hate America? Terrorist!!
• That stupid art pad thing… ###?
• Man, that Ashlee Simpson can really sing! ***cough cough***
• The Presidential Election is finally over… but it’ll be back, and better than ever!
• I now know how to get rid of a cat
• “I just wanna drive daddy”
• I DEMAND success
• BRING BACK ___________
• Anyone know any good restaurants in the Charleston area?
• Revolution day 2005!! I have an announcement to make!!
• Here’s the email I wrote to Chuck “Fatty McButterpants” Oliver…
• Spur’em, yep, & that’s just what you did
• Top 25
• Anyone know where I can find that picture of Williams-Brice on Alcatraz?
• ClemsonJoe will take pics of any building you want… and of people’s spouses naked 
• Pawless hooked us up with that sweet pic of “NAG’s @$$!!” Wow! Thanks again!
• We lost some really “loyal” posters this year… RIP ClemsonTigz, tigersurfin, waco, bubbahotep, dynamite, CU04Tiger, MarboroCountyTiger, clemsongeoff, santi, etc
• The Pope and the New Improved German Pope
• Schiavo
• Are you part of the 7th floor crew? Or how about the smelly ice USC rapping brigade?
• Bernanke
• Napoleon Dynamite is hilarious, unless it’s stupid!!
• I’ll go ahead and pat myself on the back for this post and for all the others that bring something to the boards. Thanks
• Where are you watching the game? Does direct TV get ESPNU???
• Everyone did steroids!!
• The USC game is not on TV!! PPV SUCKS!! Now it’s on ESPN2… but only in SC… I’m so lost! Hold me
• Rhymer day!!
• Stop, we need to shake hands first!!
• We added a donor lounge!! The end is near!!
• If you are going to say it… put it on a church sign
• Don’t mess with my barley lamp!!
• I love Payday candy bars!! I hate Payday candy bars!!!
• The Mayoral Lounge election is more fun b/c it’s make-believe!! No it’s real!!
• Anyone need to buy a coffin?
• Katrina and the gas crisis!!
• Skanks and ##### and #####s…. Oh my
• The new uniform pictures are out! They look better with pads. Why does the band wear pads?
• Thread Jacking day!
• Sponge Bob is gay… but only b/c he uses cologne and hair gel
• The runaway bride… “Wilbanks EYES possible future”
• ATM. nuff said
• Blame bush day!! Wait isn’t that everyday?
• Timaine as newb of the year!
• We love your stories about poker, fantasy football and nieces and nephews.
• Teri Pollo
• Bow ties are ghey
• FIRE EVERYONE!!!
• Liiife is an open road to meeee….
• Yes, we’ve already seen that stupid ####### Texas Tech bell ringer!!!!
• Geno’s mom!! Bless her heart
• Did you see that picture of the Bush’s fishing in NO LA?
• "If you aren't alumni -- you are less of a fan" - CU04Tiger "I'm an alum and you are a ****HEAD" - STERLING® in response (what a day that was)
• Hate Day and Love day (for the Nancys)
• Drudge
• Huckittome® and Rocksolid® running the donor board contests
• “Take back America” and “Thank you Hollywood”
• We’ve landed on the moon… or did we?
• If you have a birthday or a child you better brag about it for points and congratulations
• Guess the movie quote!!
• “Yo Mamma” day
• Tiger Tide’s wife
• Everything Pat Robertson said
• Michael Moore is to middle America as __________ is to good pornography. Or any other SAT format analogy
• 2004 “Tigger” Awards… They are rigged I tell ya
• All those teachers sleeping with students!
• Those crazy banner Ads on Tigernet with the robots and 1millionth visitor
• That crazy Bob Jones University… oh those guys 
• “That’s someone’s daughter” and whose daughter it refers to
• Word association threads that lead to non-associated words, we are not random ever… moo
• “Bush doesn’t care about black people” - Kanye West & it’s pronounced “kawn-yay” not “cane”
• GGW is in Clemson!! Woo hoo!! But nobody got any pics 
• The Texas A&M NIT free “hook up”
• Moe is on the lamb
• pgtbeauregard = COOT4LIFE, Holtzhater = Frankhowardsghoust, and Shoelesscu = Clemsonjoe? Who’s who!?!
• Haiku day
• Thetigernet.com became… *gasp* …….Tigernet.com!!! oh the humanity!!
• Robots, ninjas, mothra, vampires... sigh
• THE DAY THE THUMBS DOWN BUTTON…WAS REMOVED…then added again for donors only…then removed again
• “Favorite made up word” day with such favorites as: Doppleposter, Toady Nad, and Walking Pneumonia
• Red Rover Red Rover, send the lunge rove over
• Gay Hitler can put a lot of money up his butt
• For men attracted to baldheaded women and all other King Tut fans…
• Mike Fratello
• “#### = jack”
• To All fans of the dream theater…
• Player-celebrity look alike contests
• “I love the tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch”
• SIF… and now it’s gone
• WE WON THE PLANTERS NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!!
• Who is the Biggest ______ (point #####, ###### bag, etc) on Tigernet
• Who’s growing kudzu in the lounge?
• Lemon party… oh God, my eyes!!
• Cliché day, man we really hit that one out of the park
• The hype and debut of “3 goals short”
• Leeeeerrrrrroooooooy Jeeeennnnnkkkkiiiiinnns “Melted the face” of Tigernet
• The new Star Wars rocks!! But I’m not dressing up
• We have a purple scoreboard!?!?!…but not a good purple
• Writing letters to TDP does work, see above.
• UT QB Schaeffer is a Tiger!!!… no thanks we don’t want him
• Cobb “bashing” day… poor guy
• Alert!! Alert!!! James Davis missed a practice!! OMG!! He’s gone for ever!! Oh the humanity!!! …. Umm… check that, Tommy b. said it was cool, we can breathe again… someone call and cancel the deconstruction of Death Valley now, thanks.
• Don’t step in any Shalo
• The Coots went on probation, and for some reason, they are happy about it… umm congratulations?!?!
• Man I need to take a “Klos!!” or maybe I’ll just fart instead
• Shark Day
• FEMA FEMA FEMA FEMA FEMA
• Ican’twaittogetoffworkIcan’twaittogetoffworkIcan’twaittogetof***
• “Holy Crap!!” They changed the point rankings!!
• Smackdown Battles in the lounge!! ______ vs ______
• Can someone post that picture of RT looking like the Hulk?
• Michael Jackson Verdict!! Yep… still a white woman
• Milwaukee Momentum
• $1 to F-section
• We don’t give to panhandlers!!
• We are 4 plays from being undefeated… and 4 more from being 3-8
• The “Smashed-handles” - STERLINGhater, B-Crump, Walhalla in Seattle, ShoelessSection, myjimrunnethbeam, Allweatherkms etc.
• Rendrick Taylor, now that’s one crazy MF kid!!
• Jon Mayer and Cold play will fight it out to the death for the sappy title!
• End a post with “PERIOD”… and your argument is complete, nicely done.
• Don’t fall victim and catch “the Ghey”
• Don’t be a Nostra-dumbarse
• “I’m sorry; someone other than me had been writing all those posts using my handle”
• Golf clubs and strip clubs
• Talking cereal in the mornings and what’s for lunch around noon thirty in the lounge
• Hate Day part DEUX!!
• All the real talent comes from Marlboro County
• 1 o’clock meetings
• Kenny Rogers had temper tantrum and broke a camera then the lounge laughed
• The battle between the many “inflicted” individuals
• Beware of the naked tickler
• We beat USC….AGAIN…. but it never gets old what’s our record again?
• Get to your fax machines we’ve got to get to a good bowl!!
And if this wasn’t enough to keep you coming back day after day for more, here’s a list of what’s been added during this past year alone to make Tigernet the greatest website in the ultraverse!!!
• Tigernet Talk (TNT) with El Swan®
• Mybloodrunnethorange® providing DVDs
• The Tigernet football poll with our very own pollsters
• A plethora of donor board contests including: College World Series, NCAA and NIT basketball, Clemson season prediction, & bowl and weekly pick’em
• Tigernet added a search engine to show where Tnetters sit and park at football games
• The Donor Board post of the day
• Clemsonjoe® personally kept us up to date with WEZ pictures
• Tiggity® created possibly the best site to find Clemson multimedia online
• Rocksolid®, Huckittome®, and Mintaka® (among others) constantly providing us with a flurry of news and history
This list goes on and on…
Tigernet is the GREATEST Team website and forums out there.
Here’s to another year!!
Go Tigers!!
Shoeless
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Scholar [4739]
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I'm here WAAAY TOOO much.....
Nov 30, 2005, 9:07 AM
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I understood almost all of that!!
Great post!!
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All-American [585]
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I hope you did a lot of cutting and pasting or
Nov 30, 2005, 9:08 AM
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that post would have taken all night to type!
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All-In [27403]
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I haven't been here that long, but I understood a little bit
Nov 30, 2005, 9:15 AM
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of what you wrote. Good stuff! I even used the term "Germans" with my wife last night! Does that mean I'm on here too much? Oh well...great post!
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Know-it-all [2353]
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When you are here a long time you understand
Nov 30, 2005, 9:33 AM
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too much
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All-TigerNet [12270]
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smiff...oh the memories!***
Nov 30, 2005, 9:18 AM
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Know-it-all [2353]
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Nice job man....too many laughs***
Nov 30, 2005, 9:34 AM
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Scholar [4406]
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Wow. I feel so lost now.
Nov 30, 2005, 9:39 AM
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I need to drop out of school and quit my job just to keep up. Thanks for the refresher course!
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