Jamal Fudge's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Anthony Waters once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Tye Hill was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Tye omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
The chief export of Clemson Football is pain.
James Davis recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Reggie Merriweather is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
With these facts and others, there is no way we can lose this weekend...GO TIGERS!