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How to kill your tnet pulse 101
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Ring of Honor [26353]
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How to kill your tnet pulse 101
Jul 2, 2014, 10:35 AM
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taught by atlantatigre. Class sign up opens tonight at midnight, class is expected to fill up early so make sure to reserve a seat.
Guest speakers include:
CC on how to be a polite bored coot
bOb on how to kill the funny
Ibewritegood on how to double your follows overnight
and special guest speaker;
lead tiger on how to c/p a link
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Re: How to kill your tnet pulse 101
Jul 2, 2014, 10:37 AM
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Doesnt Hartins have a lecture on cave paintings during that time?
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Ring of Honor [26353]
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The intermediate and advanced classes cover some different
Jul 2, 2014, 10:38 AM
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topics and have different guest speakers
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All-In [25413]
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LOL....My class is actually on Neanderthals....
Jul 2, 2014, 10:43 AM
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I was thinking about asking you and 2012 to be the featured subjects!
Oh yes, and Good Day, my good Friend....
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110%er [6704]
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Tell em silverback***
Jul 2, 2014, 10:44 AM
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All-In [26322]
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I gave you a TD to give the class an example.***
Jul 2, 2014, 10:38 AM
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Re: I gave you a TD to give the class an example.***
Jul 2, 2014, 10:39 AM
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Silly peasant... TDs are for Donors.
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Hey, what are enemies for?***
Jul 2, 2014, 10:40 AM
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Clearing out the blow hole . . .
Jul 2, 2014, 11:31 AM
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but you misspelled en . . .
Wait, WUT ? ? ?
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Legend [19615]
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I can give a general lecture on post killing and
Jul 2, 2014, 10:39 AM
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threadjacking.
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Ring of Honor [26353]
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I've already got you slotted for the 301 intermediate class
Jul 2, 2014, 10:42 AM
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I'll post that schedule at a later date
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I'll do the one on how to get on Crump's good side.***
Jul 2, 2014, 10:41 AM
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the miracle would be if he had one...***
Jul 2, 2014, 10:42 AM
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Re: the miracle would be if he had one...***
Jul 2, 2014, 10:43 AM
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You ready for your flight?
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All-In [32718]
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And LOOK - the plane is already painted
Jul 2, 2014, 11:32 AM
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rainbow in honor of dsp.
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Oculus Spirit [96996]
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On the side of what?
Jul 2, 2014, 10:45 AM
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It's important.
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Just out of curiosity,
Jul 2, 2014, 10:41 AM
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will participation trophies be given out at the first class, or does one have to attend the series to get that at the end?
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Ring of Honor [26353]
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Yes.
Jul 2, 2014, 10:43 AM
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There are multiple types of participation trophies given out, just to insure that everyone gets one and feels like the special little butterfly that they are
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A welcome trophy and a final participation trophy are needed***
Jul 2, 2014, 10:43 AM
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As a side note, my 6 year old got a tee-ball participation
Jul 2, 2014, 10:48 AM
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trophy on Saturday....
it's still in the back seat of the car. #meaningless
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Re: Just out of curiosity,
Jul 2, 2014, 10:45 AM
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No trophies but if you complete the class you get a masters from 'blue heaven'! No term paper required.
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Legend [16629]
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Wait, wait
Jul 2, 2014, 10:46 AM
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Somebody said something about this being a "paper class" that I don't need to attend but I still get a participation trophy anyway.
Please advise.
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Legend [19615]
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First rule of TNetClub...don't speak about TNetclub.***
Jul 2, 2014, 10:49 AM
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All-TigerNet [11161]
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Shhhhhh***
Jul 2, 2014, 10:51 AM
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Re: Why not make it a PhD? Aim high***
Jul 4, 2014, 12:59 AM
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That's what UNCheat does. Don't pisss them off, they run the District Attorney's office.
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Re: Just out of curiosity,
Jul 4, 2014, 12:56 AM
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Coots only get trophies for doing nothing and winning nothing. We have to do it here b/c that is what they are use to. I know they love any ring that shows they placed from 5th to 10th. They will think they are fake if they a for 4th place, and that you are just being cootish for anything above 10th. They also love the awesome Clemson FB helmets.
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Re: How to kill your tnet pulse 101
Jul 2, 2014, 11:00 AM
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Can I give a class on "Driving"? The first lessons will be:
What are these dang turn-signal-thingamabobs, and why do they put these in cars?
When there is a "lane narrows" sign, why YOU are more important than everyone else waiting patiently in line, and why you should proceed until the lane runs out and then force your way into traffic.
Why YOU are the most critical person on the highway today, and the fast lane belongs to you to cruise there at 10 MPH below the posted speed limit.
How to eat your biscuit, smoke your cigarette, talk on your cellphone, and swerve in and out of multiple lanes in a safe manner.
Why you should travel in the fast lane with your left turn signal flashing. Also, why you should always turn in the opposite direction that your signal is flashing. We will also cover why you should always swerve towards the opposite direction when making turns.
There will be a test following each session.
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Re: How to kill your tnet pulse 101
Jul 2, 2014, 11:02 AM
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Will there be a part on reading and posting on Tnet while driving?
Also what about Texting? TIA
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Ring of Honor [26353]
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I think this was another class Hartins was going to give
Jul 2, 2014, 11:02 AM
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a lecture on, but he might be ok with some to help with props?
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Re: I think this was another class Hartins was going to give
Jul 2, 2014, 11:03 AM
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His deals with horse and buggy.
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Re: How to kill your tnet pulse 101
Jul 4, 2014, 1:07 AM
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You must ride down the same roads as I do b/c, I see all of the above dumb, stupid idiotic sh!t every time I go out. You forgot about the test why its ok to wait until the on coming vehicle gets close to you before you pull out in front of them to make a left hand turn in a 100 feet or less.
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All-TigerNet [14488]
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Perfect, just what I needed
Jul 2, 2014, 11:28 AM
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How much are the mods paying you to run this course? TIA my head
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Re: Perfect, just what I needed
Jul 2, 2014, 11:34 AM
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How can something that doesnt exist hand out payments?
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Participation trophies, AOL free trial CDs...
Jul 2, 2014, 11:45 AM
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bellybutton lint....or my personal favorite.....
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Ring of Honor [26353]
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It's roughly about
Jul 2, 2014, 11:46 AM
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It was ABOUT that time
Jul 2, 2014, 11:57 AM
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I realized that girl scout was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era
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Ring of Honor [26353]
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Which is wheird cause I just gave that monster tree fiddy
Jul 2, 2014, 12:01 PM
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last week
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D@mnit woman!!!***
Jul 2, 2014, 12:03 PM
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Ring of Honor [26353]
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Well he tricked me***
Jul 2, 2014, 12:04 PM
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Re: How to kill your tnet pulse 101
Jul 2, 2014, 11:37 AM
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I'll also be giving a cognate lesson on how to draw ire from jellys like leadtiger and Wolfie, with a special guest speaker in DSP who will recount his experiences with StanleyTiger.
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Legend [16629]
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Oh man this sounds awesome...
Jul 2, 2014, 11:38 AM
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Recording devices and pictures allowed???
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Re: Oh man this sounds awesome...
Jul 2, 2014, 11:39 AM
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Absolutely! Anything to advance my goal of internet fame.
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Heisman Winner [140836]
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"Announce your second favorite team is bammer."
Jul 2, 2014, 11:40 AM
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Has it already filled up?
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Ring of Honor [26353]
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Yes
Jul 2, 2014, 11:41 AM
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but there's always room to jump on the bandwagon, so climb on in
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Re: Yes
Jul 2, 2014, 11:44 AM
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ROLE TODD!!!
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^^^Found one***
Jul 2, 2014, 11:47 AM
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Re: Yes
Jul 4, 2014, 1:14 AM
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Now that you mention it. Have you ever noticed that a ban wagon has more room than any other wagons in the world....
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I read about a possible class on Millennials...
Jul 2, 2014, 11:44 AM
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I think it was called something like "We're Here, and We're Winners." That one still on the schedule?
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Yes, but be careful not to confuse it with the
Jul 2, 2014, 11:48 AM
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"We're here, and we're weinners" class taught by lbu and francis. That would be an unpleasant surprise
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Re: How to kill your tnet pulse 101
Jul 2, 2014, 12:27 PM
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you absolutely must avoid Kill A Coot Mondays...
if you are a coot.
hth helps.
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Re: How to kill your tnet pulse 101
Jul 2, 2014, 5:27 PM
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the first class is on how to compile a .500 bowl record.
Day 2 will feature how to lose 5 straight to a rival
Day 3 will watch highlights of tavon austin in the orange bowl
day 4 will feature " how to want to be in the SEC"
day 5 will talk about a .597 winning percentage, in a sport where 1 loss is so much.
day 6 is reserved for clowney
graduation day is where you learn that .597 for a football school really isn't that good, especially with FCS wins in there.
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Re: How to kill your tnet pulse 101
Jul 2, 2014, 5:30 PM
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When do you do the one about being a pathetic obsessed loser on a rivals message board?
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Clemson vs usuc
Jul 3, 2014, 9:37 AM
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Series record Clemson leads, 65-42-4
Largest win Clemson, 51-0 (1900)
Longest win streak Clemson, 7 (1934-1940)
Clemson
All-time record 680–452–45 (.597)
Postseason bowl record 18–18 (.500)
National titles 1 (1981)
Conference titles 18 (14 ACC)
Division titles 3 (2009, 2011, 2012)
Consensus All-Americans 21
usuc
All-time record 566–544–44 (.510)
Postseason bowl record 7–12 (.368)
Conference titles 2 (1933 Southern Conference, 1969 ACC)
Division titles 1 (2010 SEC East)
Consensus All-Americans 4
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Re: How to kill your tnet pulse 101
Jul 3, 2014, 11:00 AM
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On day 7 can you tell us about being such a chickenshit puss that you had to get a tiger-related screen name? Also provide us with a tutorial on what it's like to not have a set of balls at all?
TIA in advance.
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Re: How to kill your tnet pulse 101
Jul 4, 2014, 1:18 AM
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Well it should, we already gave the one how to beat your rivals 7 straight. And how to beat your rivals 8 out of 10 straight.
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Re: How to kill your tnet pulse 101
Jul 3, 2014, 10:58 AM
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No one cares, dipshit. Dhurlol
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Re: How to kill your tnet pulse 101
Jul 4, 2014, 1:20 AM
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Your pulse just took another hit. I love that TD button when coots are on board!!!
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