A kid who was going to Rome with his grandmother to see the Pope. He really wanted to talk to the Pope so he told his grandmother he was going to wear a Notre Dame Jersey because the pope was Catholic and so was Notre Dame, his grandmother told him that would be a good idea. So the next day the pope comes out of the Vatican and is going through the crowd when the little kid sees him bend down and talk to a kid wearing a gamecock jersey. The pope then goes by the kid in the Notre Dame jersey without saying anything. That night he is talking with his grandmother and can't figure out why the pope talked to the kid in the University of South Carolina jersey and not him. So the next day the kid and his grandmother decide to wear a USC jersey. The pope comes out of the Vatican, sees the kid in the USC jersey and he bends down and says to him:
"I thought I told you to get the hell out of here yesterday!"