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Joke I got on email
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Joke I got on email


Apr 17, 2009, 10:42 AM

Forgive me if it's german....

Subject: Clemson grad

A graduate from South Carolina, a graduate from Clemson and a Pig were in the hospital waiting room, each awaiting the birth of his first child

Suddenly, the lights went out. Fortunately, power was restored shortly thereafter and the head nurse made her way to the waiting room.

"I've got good news and bad news, gentlemen and Pig," she announced.

"Despite the electrical outage, two healthy boys and one healthy piglet have been delivered". However, since the lights went out at a most inopportune time, we aren't sure which firstborn belongs to whom. The only way we know to resolve the problem is to draw straws and have the winner choose first."

The three proud papas agreed, and the Clemson grad won the drawing. He was escorted into the delivery room and looked at the three newborns for a painstakingly long time. Finally, with head bowed, he scooped up the piglet and headed for the door.

"Sir, are you quite certain that you've made the right choice?" the nurse asked.

"No, I'm not," replied the Clemson grad. "But I just couldn't run the risk of ending up with the Gamecock kid."

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Just emailed that to my Gamecock buddies.***


Apr 17, 2009, 10:49 AM



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Bobby Robinson tried that and we ended up with Ken Hatfield.***


Apr 17, 2009, 11:25 AM



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Re: Bobby Robinson tried that and we ended up with Ken Hatfield.***


Apr 17, 2009, 1:01 PM

That was a bad day for sure.

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Sept 11 was a bad day.. this is just football man.***


Apr 17, 2009, 1:47 PM



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Geville Tiger on Clemson football , "Dabo's only problem is he has to deal with turd fans questioning every move he makes.”


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