We send greetings from Clemson and hope that you are well!
There have been recent developments in Columbia that you will wish to know about. The university that you cursed so many years ago because they did not want Clemson to exist has now hired a coach who does not want to acknowledge our existence by even saying the name "Clemson." This brash whippersnapper has apparently never heard of you, or doesn't believe in you, a situation which you may want to remedy.
Congratulations on your excellent management of the curse thus far, and we wish you a restful summer as you contemplate how best to respond to this new challenge.