The Return of Tiger Tide... and 3rd Annual "I Believe"

Jun 23, 2004, 11:52 AM

I am back... after quite a long hiatus. Missed all and looking forward to catching up.

Here is my 3rd annual "I Believe"... Enjoy!

I believe that College Football is the world’s greatest spectator sport… and that’s just in the parking lot.
I believe that Saturdays at Death Valley represent some of the best days of my life.
I believe that Charlie Whitehurst is the best quarterback in the nation.
I believe that pigs will fly out of my ### if Chris Rix wins the Heisman.
I believe that this is Lou Holtz’s last year at USC.
I believe I will miss him if they hire a real coach… they have talent down there.
I believe Miami is overrated. They may not score this year.
I believe that FSU is underrated. They may not get scored on this year.
I believe that if I was a Wake fan, I wouldn’t even watch the Clemson game.
I believe that if I was a Clemson fan, I would have to bring a calculator to keep up with the score if Tommy has his way against Wake.
I believe we just scored on Carolina again. 63-17!!!!!!!!!!
I believe that Jack Daniels should run for president.
I believe that Charlie Daniels is under-appreciated.
I believe John Kerry is full of sh!t.
I believe Bush isn’t the best president we have had, but is the most honest.
I believe that Khalil Greene will hit for power before the season is over.
I believe that Jamal Fudge may kill a man before the season is over.
I believe it may be a Wake receiver.
I believe our receivers will lose at least one game for us.
I believe our receivers will win at least four games for us.
I believe Derrick Hamilton should have stayed.
I believe that Chansi Stucky will make me forget Derrick Hamilton.
I believe Duane Coleman will be the best back in the ACC.
I believe Lorenzo Booker may take expection to that statement.
I believe T.A. McLendon is a crybaby.
I believe Texas A&M will be better this year than last, and they scare me.
I believe in the barley lamp.
I believe that Demetrius Summers is the real deal.
I believe we will see him run wild this year.
I believe Tennessee will continue to fall off of the national radar.
I believe Virginia Tech is sliding too.
I believe Virginia will become a national power.
I believe that fact alone will have me attending AA meetings.
I believe that Georgia will play Oklahoma in the Orange Bowl.
I believe that Georgia will lose.
I believe that if they don’t, even the AA meetings will not help me.
I believe that Tye Hill will end up being a better corner than Justin Miller, and Justin is a good one.
I believe that C.J. Gaddis will be the best of all of them.
I believe that this is the hardest hitting defense we have seen at Clemson in years.
I believe it better be with our road schedule.
I believe our road schedule is the toughest in the country.
I believe that Al Groh is a great college coach.
I believe that Steve Spurrier is the anti-christ.
I believe Steve Spurrier will be the next coach of the UNC Tarheels.
I believe that despite the addition of Spurrier, Friedgen will still be the best offensive mind in the conference.
I believe that Chuck Amato is a fat idiot.
I believe Joe Cobb could outcoach him.
I believe that Catahoula is funny, Pawless is smarter than me and happycat’s posts make me want to cheer.
I believe I miss hardcoretigerfan and tigerfansince’73.

I believe it is time to light the grill, open an adult beverage and pay for the whole season of games from ESPN. Two-A-Days are right around the corner. SPOT THE #### BALL!