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Hypothetical perfect ending to this football season:
Dec 13, 2013, 12:31 PM
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Clemson beats OSU in Orange Bowl 70-0. The WVU debacle is forgotten about and never mentioned again because of the blowout OSU loss. Sammy decides to stay at CU. ESPN now describes any team that loses a game they aren't supposed to as "buckeyeing".
SCU loses to Wisconsin, BIG!! The Wisconsin RB hits and runs over Clowney and knocks his helmet off. The replay is shown over and over and over and over on ESPN for the next 6 months proclaiming the Wisconsin RB the best ball carrier in the history of football. After the hit, Clowney can't read.  Steve Spurrier retires and never wears a shirt again, even at Augusta National. He is kicked out of the club, his wife leaves him and takes all his money, and he ends up living in a KOA campground getting plastered on Milwaukee's Best every night until Todd Ellis adopts him.
FSU tramples Auburn in BCS Championship. Jimbo Fisher finds a feces covered horseshoe at midfield after he shakes hands with Malzahn. Fisher, thinking it's from Chief Osceola's horse, and not Malzahn's ###, gives it back to the Chief who quickly contracts Hepatitis B from it.
Jameis Winston's accuser is discovered to have been hired by ESPN and the SEC to discredit an ACC Heisman candidate. She is arrested and the SEC commish is fired. The SEC network is cancelled.
Jameis Winston says, "I told you I was innocent of rape", while being arrested for robbing a Dillard's shoe department. He is put in jail for three years and loses all of his eligibility.
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Re: Hypothetical perfect ending to this football season:
Dec 13, 2013, 12:36 PM
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you left out the part where Urban Meyer punches Mark May, but agree on all other points.
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Hall of Famer [21091]
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I probably do need to add some Mark May and Lou Holtz
Dec 13, 2013, 12:39 PM
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in there somewhere.
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Re: I probably do need to add some Mark May and Lou Holtz
Dec 13, 2013, 1:39 PM
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if they could battle to the death with pointy sticks, I would pay to see that. lol
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Oculus Spirit [93681]
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That's funny.
Dec 13, 2013, 12:43 PM
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I don't care if it's harsh, rude and just downright nasty, it's still funny.
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Ring of Honor [26353]
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That's hilarious
Dec 13, 2013, 12:44 PM
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got a good laugh from that
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Oculus Spirit [93681]
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I would have said hilarius...
Dec 13, 2013, 12:50 PM
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if I knew how to spel it.
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Ring of Honor [26353]
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Never could get down the finer points
Dec 13, 2013, 1:19 PM
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of grammery
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CU Guru [1788]
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Re: Hypothetical perfect ending to this football season:
Dec 13, 2013, 12:46 PM
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Thanks for the laugh!!! +1
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You left out two words: meteor and Columbia.***
Dec 13, 2013, 1:37 PM
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Rock Defender [54]
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Re: Hypothetical perfect ending to this football season:
Dec 13, 2013, 2:11 PM
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This was great
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I love it!****
Dec 13, 2013, 2:16 PM
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All-Conference [448]
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Clowney can't read already... need to edit that part.
Dec 13, 2013, 4:02 PM
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Go Tigers!
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Starter [367]
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Anything's possible
Dec 13, 2013, 4:08 PM
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....but Dillard's? I'm doubting that.
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Orange Blooded [2836]
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Re: Anything's possible
Dec 13, 2013, 7:01 PM
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He will not lose all of his eligibility. He'll end up on a SEC team after going to a Junior College for a year. Then he will be fighting for a SEC Championship and the MNC.
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110%er [7148]
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fiction is often stranger than truth.....
Dec 13, 2013, 4:42 PM
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but wouldn't it be great....
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Rock Defender [54]
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Not funny at all...borderline libel as to Winston, frankly
Dec 13, 2013, 7:40 PM
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I would delete that if I were you...
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dapotd***
Dec 13, 2013, 7:44 PM
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Hall of Famer [21091]
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Rock Defender [54]
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You apparently don't know the law,,,doesn't matter what your
Dec 13, 2013, 8:15 PM
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intent was...I'm serious...Winston's camp may be taking action against you.
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Hall of Famer [21091]
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Gotcha! I'm sure I'm the only message board poster
Dec 13, 2013, 8:16 PM
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in the country making fun of him.
Get a life.
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... and a 'Rod' stretcher...***
Dec 13, 2013, 8:18 PM
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Hall of Famer [21091]
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Rock Defender [54]
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Cox was arrested for that you moron! Has Jameis ever
Dec 13, 2013, 8:29 PM
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even been accused of stealing anything, much less arrested? You just got served with a sided a PWNED...noob!
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Rock Defender [54]
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Hall of Famer [21091]
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Oooohh internet tough guy
Dec 13, 2013, 8:33 PM
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you got a link to how big of a ######### you are?
I think it's pretty obvious you're well liked on this board (sarcasm).
And by the way, you're the one that took a funny post and got mad about it, so I'd say you're the moron.
Don't bother responding because you're ignored. One of the perks of Tigernet. Have a good night holding your boyfriend's "big rod".
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Rock Defender [54]
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What is "tough guy" about what I said? You thought you
Dec 13, 2013, 8:39 PM
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"got" me with the little bomb you lobbed at me, and you weren't expecting me to catch the bomb, defecate on it, light it on fire, and throw right back through your front window. Now you're sulking and lashing out at the same time. You will not win this inter-fight. Know that.
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Oculus Spirit [81925]
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You're the moron who doesn't understand what libel actually
Dec 13, 2013, 9:50 PM
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is. You also fail to know what satire is and where it falls within the law (hey ########, it is exempt from slander and libel).
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110%er [6686]
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Re: Hypothetical perfect ending to this football season:
Dec 13, 2013, 8:09 PM
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Don't forget the best one, Clemson gets a long pass due enema ....
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Thirsty?***
Dec 13, 2013, 8:19 PM
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Re: Hypothetical perfect ending to this football season:
Dec 13, 2013, 8:11 PM
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Who cares what you think BIG COOT!!!
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Re: Hypothetical perfect ending to this football season:
Dec 13, 2013, 8:31 PM
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BIG COOT...don't you have gas to pump?!!!
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This post got 36 TUs? Guess you do have to target the lesser
Dec 13, 2013, 10:18 PM
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thinking groups to work your tiger spirit meter up?
Mine's so low bc I #### off the 70% gamecock crowd that frequents the board, while no clemson fan will throw me a fuggin bone, here? Is it b/c they don't understand, or don't like reality, or don't like those smarter than them, or just want people to verbalize on their level of intellect? I don't understand, but this place is effing absolutely unbearable one way or the other, to the point where I'm having a very difficult time continuing to be involved with it.
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Re: This post got 36 TUs? Guess you do have to target the lesser
Dec 13, 2013, 10:46 PM
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exit door is in the right hand upper corner of this page...last button on the right....click it
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CU Guru [1095]
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I mean this board is honestly a waste of human life. It's a
Dec 13, 2013, 11:23 PM
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travesty, as bigcockrodholder would put it.
Nothing significant or groundbreaking has ever been posted here.
If you stay an even keel and don't #### the 70% population of this board off (gamecock fans), you have a nice tiger spirit meter.
Inversely, if you're a usc jr fan, and 1 out of 3 of your posts tends to the feelings of insecure tiger fans, you get a handful of thumbs up for that (dimbulbbill). Of course, those posts only come into play to offset the angry spells they have when real fans get under their skin and they can't help themselves but to show their true throw up colors (which actually snags them suprisingly more thumbs up than they got when they were complimenting the tigers, bc there's that many GAMECOCK (thumbs up now?) lurkers.
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Orange Blooded [2073]
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You are a classic case of "Tiger Pulse Envy"!
Dec 14, 2013, 8:13 PM
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I'm sure your "Kock Pulse" is much higher on FGF!
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Orange Blooded [2073]
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Re: Hypothetical perfect ending to this football season:
Dec 13, 2013, 11:33 PM
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Thank You Thomas Clemson
Some Say there is no God
The things that say that!
Never Been to Clemson !
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