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THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!!
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THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!!


Nov 13, 2013, 1:26 PM

Listen up! I got in about 4 am from Atlanta. I had something happen that's never been part of the process before. I let Junior stay home because getting specimens at Tech is easy. I parked the van on the edge of campus. Some hood rat decided to steal my van!!! Unfortunately for him, I was still in it. You should've seen his face when he slid open the cargo door and saw me with all of the instruments inside. He wasn't part of my plan, so I just dispatched of him and put him in a dumpster.

On to the specimen. I found him near a lab. He had pants pulled up to his ####### and red socks showing. He had an actual pocket protector. He never saw me coming because he was playing World of Warcraft on his Ipad as he walked along. Now the inside of my van smells like urine and hotdogs.

I have him in the garage. I decided to scare him a little with some death metal at full volume. I also let several hundred yellow jackets loose in the garage. He's naked in the cage and periodically he'll scream. I guess a bee sting can be painful on your gentlmen bits.

Tomorrow after we purify him, I plan to dispatch of him the way one does a yellow jacket. I have a quart jar of gasoline. The only question is, drown him with it....or light the match.

Maybe both.

It's over before halftime......buckle up!!!

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Wo Bro! You are scary weird, but kinda funny too! ***


Nov 13, 2013, 1:33 PM

GoTiGERs!

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Re: THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!!


Nov 13, 2013, 2:26 PM

Sounds like you got Steve Urkel.

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Sounds like you are Cousin Eddie.


Nov 13, 2013, 3:57 PM

Did you put a big red bow on your "specimen"?

You are scary weird. Hoping these are only words and not reflective of your reality.

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I hope I never understand a word of what you just said


Nov 13, 2013, 2:55 PM

But creative you are! + 1/2 point

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Go tinker with 'regedit' on his laptop. Clickity clack with


Nov 13, 2013, 3:53 PM

some insane cackling. Will kill him from terror

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Always entertaining Buzz


Nov 13, 2013, 4:13 PM

A little creepy...but entertaining

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