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All-TigerNet [11215]
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CJ Spiller is so fast.... (funny from Buffalo article).....
Apr 29, 2010, 12:54 PM
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Cj Spiller is so fast... Every time he stops on a dime he gives you 9 cents change.
Cj Spiller is so fast... on his driver’s license his hair color is listed as blur.
Cj Spiller is so fast... when he runs his Jersey can catch fire.
CJ Spiller is so fast... he was born 10 months early.
CJ Spiller is so fast... He built the Pyramids.
CJ Spiller is so fast... The Flash is amazed.
CJ Spiller is so fast... he outruns Z particles.
CJ Spiller is so fast... he outran the Viper at Darrien Lake.
CJ Spiller is so fast... he read each one of the commissioner’s draft cards and sat back down without anyone noticing.
CJ Spiller is so fast... that his 40 yard dash time is really his 80.
CJ Spiller is so fast... that cameramen get whiplash following him into the end zone.
CJ Spiller is so fast... Warp Speed was modeled after him.
CJ Spiller is so fast... he outran Magnum’s Ferrari.
CJ Spiller is so fast... He’s already scored 3 TD’s and the season hasn’t started yet.
CJ Spiller is so fast... he went from Kindergarten to the 3rd grade in 4.3 seconds.
CJ Spiller is so fast... when he jogs he is often mistaken for a UFO.
CJ Spiller is so fast... he has three gears, Fast, Amazing and What was that!?!
CJ Spiller is so fast... he comes equipped with racing stripes.
CJ Spiller is so fast... he’s gone plaid!
CJ Spiller is so fast... he finished typing my sentence for me and ran back to Buffalo.
http://www.buffalorumblings.com/2010/4/26/1439836/scouting-the-scouting-reports-c-j
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Orange Blooded [3974]
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Too bad he won't have a decent NFL career...
Apr 29, 2010, 1:11 PM
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-signed Corey Miller.
I hate that guy('s opinions).
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110%er [7114]
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Cory Miller is a moron...
Apr 29, 2010, 3:29 PM
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That is all.
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110%er [6937]
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Re: You are being reduntant***
Apr 29, 2010, 4:22 PM
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CU Guru [1087]
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CU Medallion [51317]
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And Jamie Harper is faster?***
Apr 29, 2010, 1:41 PM
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All-Conference [430]
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Says who?***
Apr 29, 2010, 1:59 PM
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Team Captain [464]
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Heisman Winner [105735]
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He's gone plaid....awesome!***
Apr 29, 2010, 2:53 PM
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All-In [45047]
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First thing I thought of when I saw this was Unger from the
Apr 29, 2010, 3:32 PM
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Adam Sandler version of The Longest Yard. He's fast, he's real fast, he makes fast look slow.
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All-TigerNet [12270]
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"he has three gears, Fast, Amazing and What was that!?!"
Apr 29, 2010, 8:21 PM
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the best one!
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