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Bar scene in Cola......
Apr 10, 2008, 12:14 PM
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A fellow walks into a restaurant Five Points, orders a drink, and asks the waiter if he'd like to hear a good Gamecock joke.
"Listen buddy," he growled. "See those 2 big guys on your left? They were both linemen on the Usc football team. And that huge fellow on your right was a world-class wrestler at Usc. That guy in the corner was Usc?s all-time champion weight lifter. And I lettered in 3 sports at Carolina. Now, are you absolutely positive you want to go ahead and tell your joke here?"
"Nah, guess not," the man replied. "I wouldn't want to have to explain it 5 times."
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**** DUDE *******
Apr 10, 2008, 12:19 PM
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A man with jumper cables walks into a bar
Apr 10, 2008, 12:29 PM
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the bartender says "you can come in, but don't start anything."
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Not on this board anyway....***
Apr 10, 2008, 12:34 PM
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Termite walks into a bar and asks "where is the bartender?"***
Apr 10, 2008, 1:46 PM
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a giraffe walks into a bar
Apr 10, 2008, 1:47 PM
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the bartender asks "do you want a long neck."
the giraffe replies "no, but i didn't have a choice."
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Sandwich walks into a bar
Apr 10, 2008, 1:54 PM
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barkeep says "we don't serve food here"
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A pony walks into a bar
Apr 10, 2008, 2:03 PM
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and says "I'll have a beer."
the bartender says "I can't hear you, speak up."
the pony says "sorry, I'm a little hoarse."
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Guy walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. Monkey
Apr 10, 2008, 2:03 PM
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jumps off, runs across the bar, grabs a handful of pretzels and gulp, swallows them all. He ran down the bar, grabbed a handful of peanuts and swallowed them all. Ran back up the bar, grabbed a cherry by the stem and stuck it up his rear, looked at it and then swallowed it.
Bartender yelled, "Hey, what's going on here?"
Guy yelled back, "Calm down, last time he swallowed a cue ball."
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