In response to the tasteless Key and Clowney post earlies
Jun 19, 2013, 6:36 PM
I have found Clowny's actual class schedule and grades from last semester.
Art 001 - How not to eat the crayons - Smily Face
Clowney showed improvement as the class went on, he started out the semester by eating and entire 64 pack, but by the end of the semester he was only eating the peach crayons.
Music 001 - Humming - Super Smiley Face
Clowney was able to hum most of 2001 by the end of the semester with minimal help from his tutors.
Humanities 001 - Bum tossing - Super Smiley Face
Clowney showed great aptitude in tossing the bums of Columbia out of his way.
English 001 - #### and Jane - Sad Face
Clowney was unable to comprehend how to open the book, even after several interventions for the academic support staff.
As you can see, Mr. Clowney basically pulled a smiley face average last semester.