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Topic: BC WEEK LIMERICKS
Replies: 15   Last Post: Oct 30, 2020 9:33 PM by: bdrechs®
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BC WEEK LIMERICKS

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Posted: Oct 26, 2020 6:41 AM
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Bastonians play with some haaat,
And this year, the int’resting paaat?
Their passing attack!
We’ll knock ‘em off track
And win big. We’re too wicked smaaat.

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Posted: Oct 26, 2020 6:59 AM
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No mattah wherever you aaa,
At home or alone your caa,
You need to tune in
And listen for when
Big Travis runs faathah than faa!

43 YDS TO BREAK THE RECORD, #9. GET IT.

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Posted: Oct 26, 2020 1:56 PM
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The Eagles will try to unsettle
Our offense and test out the mettle
Of various players,
But they’ll find more layers
Of studs with their foot on the pedal...

45-13 Tigres

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Posted: Oct 28, 2020 7:55 AM
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We have a few injured guys out,
But rather than cry, whine, or pout,
The Orange Revolver‘s
A great problem solver -
Load up the next rounds for the rout!

We. Too. Deep.

Hey. Hey.

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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS


Posted: Oct 28, 2020 1:36 PM
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I almost can’t even repeat
This fact that‘s disgusting, replete
With stuff I resent:
When grits we present,
The Eagles prefer cream of wheat.

Shameful.

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Posted: Oct 28, 2020 3:38 PM
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Bahstahn or Bean Town it is
Fer Futball at Hahvahd gee whiz
The Eagles we'll play
This coming Saturday
where we beat em and teach em the biz!


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Posted: Oct 28, 2020 8:36 PM
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The Eagles can lit’rally feast
And prey on the lowly and least
In-conf’rence programs
With handles and slams
They dish out upon the Big East.

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Posted: Oct 28, 2020 9:10 PM
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All BC Lucrecias and Sidneys
Know Clemson will virtu’lly rid these
Beantownian dopes
Of all of their hopes
And give ‘em some speckled black kidneys.

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The Eagles from Newton are coming,


Posted: Oct 28, 2020 9:46 PM
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They think hangin in Clemson is slumming.
Once the kickoff is done,
The Tigers will have fun,
And the yanks from chestnut hill start bumming.

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There once was were some big and slow guys,


Posted: Oct 28, 2020 9:49 PM
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Who loved chowder and beans of great size.
And once they got here,
It was awfully clear,
They were nothing but Boston cream pies.


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Posted: Oct 28, 2020 9:52 PM
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Apparently, there’s not a spot
Within this great roster we’ve got
Where any BC-er
Would ever appear.
That means we will win by a lot...

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Posted: Oct 28, 2020 10:03 PM
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The lobstah I’d eat by the pound,
I’d watch Da Sox takin’ the mound,
But if for one minute
You think y’all will win it?
That ain’t solid logical ground...

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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS


Posted: Oct 29, 2020 7:33 AM
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I’ve never been one to complain,
But when BC gets off the plane
And speaks nasally,
I’d like there to be
An effort by them to refrain.

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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS


Posted: Oct 30, 2020 11:10 AM
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Corona has sidelined our champ.
Our defense will step up and clamp
The Bostoners down,
While 9 goes to town
And DJ puts on a pro camp...

Seriously, if DJ settles down and gets a little rhythm, it’s gonna make him DANGEROUS...

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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS


Posted: Oct 30, 2020 11:18 AM
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We hate to see Trev disconnected,
But best to keep others protected.
He’ll bounce back real quick
And won’t miss a trick
As long as his hair ain’t affected.

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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS


Posted: Oct 30, 2020 9:32 PM
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When BC shows up for the game,
They’ll likely regret that they came,
‘Cause ALL Tiger Nation
Has COVID frustration -
Our anger results in their shame.

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