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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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McLovin, is it true that you don't drink booze or coffee
Feb 5, 2021, 1:20 PM
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because you're concerned that you'll never achieve the high you got sniffing your fingers on the way home after holding your sister in law like a bowling ball in the back of your cousin's Dodge Durango after that close loss to Wando where you sprained your ankle talking to the long snapper/back up defensive tackle/coach's son on the side lines?
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Re: McLovin, is it true that you don't drink booze or coffee
Feb 5, 2021, 1:23 PM
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Re: McLovin, is it true that you don't drink booze or coffee
Feb 5, 2021, 1:23 PM
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I could fap to this***
Feb 5, 2021, 1:24 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79254]
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what panties?***
Feb 5, 2021, 1:26 PM
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Oculus Spirit [85339]
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While all of those are valid reasons
Feb 5, 2021, 1:27 PM
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I think the main reason is I grew up Baptist (still am)....of course that doesn't mean anything (insert laughing here)
When I was prolly 16, my bro was 20, we were partying at the lake house with our step-sis and a couple others. I did not drink, but my bro was d-runk....so much he tried to fight me and it was kinda close.....So I figgered if it could make my bro (and we have had a cool relationship our entire lives) try to fight me....It's probably not worth it.
And so I never did....I just wanted to be able to say I've never had a beer or shot or whatever.
Coffee, I was just worried about it stunting my growth as a teen even though I stopped growing in 9th grade...So never started coffee. I am addicted to coke right now though. Not like Jared from subway prior to subway but like average American.
Did I answer all of your questions?
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Is your SIL's nickname for your pointer finger
Feb 5, 2021, 1:30 PM
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"laughing here"?
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Oculus Spirit [85339]
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So at the time, she was actually my dad's
Feb 5, 2021, 1:31 PM
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gf's daughter. Parents were fooling around in their bedroom and we were left all alone....What were we supposed to do???
Our "relationship" ended approx 4-5 months before the wedding.
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That's not as sexy, TBH***
Feb 5, 2021, 1:32 PM
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hahahahahahahahahaha
Feb 5, 2021, 1:47 PM
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I'm laughing because i am crying inside
Hold me (until I go limp)
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So glad my bday was on Monday
Feb 5, 2021, 2:41 PM
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We celebrated on Saturday without kids (well as much as old parents celebrate)
The night ended how it was supposed to end jo blob
On my birthday I said something to the effect that thing that wives,only do,on bdays and anniversaries
I reminded her that it my REAL bday
CHECK MATE!
Always gotta be using your head
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Yeah, the closest I get is when I go alligator hunting and
Feb 5, 2021, 1:33 PM
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have been awake for 24+ hours. I am pretty much out of my mind loopy.
Like for real, I've had less than an ounce of alcohol in my entire life.
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Oculus Spirit [79254]
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have you had seggx?
Feb 5, 2021, 1:36 PM
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Like not just fingerblasting a girl, but like actually taken your corndog and placed it in her easy bake oven?
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Yea, we've banged.***
Feb 5, 2021, 1:40 PM
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Hey, you're the freak here Mr. never farted in front
Feb 5, 2021, 1:42 PM
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of his wife.
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weight, wut?
Feb 5, 2021, 1:46 PM
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i'll hold them in until I'm within 3'
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My patented move is to ask them to scratch my back,
Feb 5, 2021, 1:52 PM
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or to check if I have a sticker on my back, or a hole in my pants... the WHAMMO! big ol stink bomb.
Kids fall for it every freaking time. Wife rarely falls for it.
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PRO TIP: They're a captive audience when in the shower***
Feb 5, 2021, 2:24 PM
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Accidental buttqueefs don't count.
Feb 5, 2021, 2:13 PM
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Those are expected.
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I missed the beginning of this
Feb 5, 2021, 2:38 PM
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Can someone give me the cliffs notes?
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Mclovin doesn't drink alcohol or drink coffee, but he loves
Feb 5, 2021, 2:50 PM
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to pump kin
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