Topic: What to do if your daughter brings home a coot boyfriend?

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CTiger18®

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What to do if your daughter brings home a coot boyfriend?

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Posted: Jul 29, 2020, 8:48 AM

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Hi all! Yesterday afternoon, my wife gave birth to a beautiful baby girl! In 30 years when she’s allowed to start dating, I want to make sure the coots stay away.

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We've told ours, but really didn't need to, you can bring

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Posted: Jul 29, 2020, 8:51 AM

anything but a coot home. Congratulations!

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Congrats!!!***

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Posted: Jul 29, 2020, 8:55 AM

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Re: What to do if your daughter brings home a coot boyfriend?

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Posted: Jul 29, 2020, 9:06 AM

Congrats on the birth of your daughter.

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Re: What to do if your daughter brings home a coot boyfriend?

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Posted: Jul 29, 2020, 9:07 AM

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Re: What to do if your daughter brings home a coot boyfriend?

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Posted: Jul 29, 2020, 9:09 AM

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Re: What to do if your daughter brings home a coot boyfriend?

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Posted: Jul 29, 2020, 9:11 AM

You tell the boy you don’t mind going back to prison.

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30 years lol

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Posted: Jul 29, 2020, 9:14 AM

Congrats on the beautiful baby! If she brings home a coot, just sit him down in your Clemson throne room with plenty of championship paraphernalia on the walls and give him the talk about what it means to be a winner, and you only let your daughter date winners. If he doesn't explode, melt, or say "if Spurrier hadn't left", he might be ok!

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Congerts on the beautiful baby.

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Posted: Jul 29, 2020, 9:18 AM

I fixt your pig BTW....

If pigs are so smart, why do 66% of them use weak and inferior materials during construction?

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Re: Congerts on the beautiful baby.

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Posted: Jul 29, 2020, 9:27 AM

Haha thanks. We need more people on here like you who understand the complex technologies of the TNets.

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Re: What to do if your daughter brings home a coot boyfriend?

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Posted: Jul 29, 2020, 9:27 AM

Start digging a hole. Take him on a walk.

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Re: What to do if your daughter brings home a coot boyfriend?

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Posted: Jul 29, 2020, 9:29 AM

Congrats!

It is simple. You raise you daughter well, value education and hard work. Instill a sense of pride in one's self and community. Thus the coot problem will never happen.

Also, it helps if her favorite color is orange or purple, yells go tigers at the Duke neighbors, and growls at strangers in the grocery store. At least that is what my 2 going on 5 year old does.

And if all else fails, 12 gauge

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I would hope her husband would be

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Posted: Jul 29, 2020, 9:37 AM

Highly upset

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Posted: Jul 29, 2020, 9:43 AM

Beautiful baby girl!!!
My daughter married a coot fan. He and my daughter actually met while they were both enrolled at Anderson University. I think we about have him converted.

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Smart. I told mine the same thing the day thew were born.

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Posted: Jul 29, 2020, 10:11 AM

And it worked!

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Not liking a Coot boyfriend is fine, but turning the baby on

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Posted: Jul 29, 2020, 10:13 AM

its head seems a little harsh.

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Re: What to do if your daughter brings home a coot boyfriend?

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Posted: Jul 29, 2020, 10:16 AM

Train up a child in the way she should go: and when she is old, she will not... date coots!

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Raise 'em right

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Posted: Jul 29, 2020, 10:36 AM

It's a moot point at my house. Both of my Tiger grad daughters married Tiger grads. Full disclosure, I married my Coot wife almost 4 decades ago. It has worked out nicely. She is a great Tiger fan, but unfortunately I still can't get her to pull against the Coots when they play other SEC teams, the Citadel, etc. I'm still working on that. My wife has a big heart and feels deeply for the less fortunate, those of limited mental capacity, etc--so I guess I'll excuse her above shortcoming. Her dad was a Coot too and was dismayed of my wife's conversion.

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Re: Raise 'em right

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Posted: Jul 30, 2020, 10:25 AM

If the kids are grown up, and both are Clemson grads and mom still pulls for the coots when we play them, the daughters will understand dad nipping that relationship in the bud

LOL!!!

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Re: What to do if your daughter brings home a coot boyfriend?

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Posted: Jul 29, 2020, 10:51 AM

Congrats it’s a beautiful little girl. It brought some great memories. I still remember the day my 2 kids were born. Best of luck with the dating situation. Just buy I nice shotgun. Lol

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Lawd that's a beautiful baby. Must take after mom! Congrats!***

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Posted: Jul 29, 2020, 12:07 PM

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Re: What to do if your daughter brings home a coot boyfriend?

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Posted: Jul 29, 2020, 12:57 PM

Here's a story - My son's GF's Dad is a coot (good guy, but...). Met him at a college swim meet for first time (both son and GF are swimmers). Conversation moving along until we discussed where we went to school. Awkward silence !! haha

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was that the same awkward pause after Clint, aka Dirty Harry

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Posted: Jul 29, 2020, 1:07 PM

said, "Well... do you feel lucky, punk?"

Yeah - I like that one for the Coots.

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.22 or .17HMR? We are talking varmint, right?***

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Posted: Jul 29, 2020, 1:39 PM

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Re: .22 or .17HMR? We are talking varmint, right?***

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Posted: Jul 29, 2020, 1:46 PM

birdshot - and it works well for home defense too. Granted 00 buck works but I keep #6 bird with mine. Just as deadly up close, but less of a worry about balls traveling through and past with kids around....

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Re: .22 or .17HMR? We are talking varmint, right?***

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Posted: Jul 29, 2020, 11:32 PM

HMR, 350 yards on a dime.

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Re: What to do if your daughter brings home a coot boyfriend?

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Posted: Jul 29, 2020, 11:02 PM

Congrats on your beautiful baby girl!

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BEAUTIFUL addition to this World!!!

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Posted: Jul 29, 2020, 11:19 PM

Congratulations!!! . . . and . . . Thanks for sharing!!!

Can't advise as I have only been entrusted with gentlemen children . . . Never had to cross that bridge!

If you're a man of faith . . . start praying for her mate NOW . . . (I'll pray for your patience)

WTG Tigers!!!

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Re: BEAUTIFUL addition to this World!!!

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Posted: Jul 30, 2020, 1:34 AM

Congrats and keep her out of Cootlunbia!

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Posted: Jul 30, 2020, 7:23 AM

Congratulations. Beautiful baby girl!!!! Best of luck to your family!!

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Re: What to do if your daughter brings home a coot boyfriend?

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Posted: Jul 30, 2020, 7:57 AM

More important pray for her to accept Jesus Christ as her Lord and Savior.

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My daughter brought home a coot BF. I sure do miss her.

Posted: Jul 30, 2020, 8:10 AM

j/k no way would she bring home a coot

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Re: What to do if your daughter brings home a coot boyfriend?

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Posted: Jul 30, 2020, 8:10 AM

Be nice to him, but make sure you talk real slow.

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Re: What to do if your daughter brings home a coot boyfriend?

Posted: Jul 30, 2020, 9:45 AM

Precious precious precious!! Congratulations!! Well done sir. (Well, tell the Mrs well done!) =o)

My first question would be how does she plan to get out of the chains and security cell you will have her in and even consider dating?? =o)

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Re: What to do if your daughter brings home a coot boyfriend?

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Posted: Jul 30, 2020, 10:30 AM

Beautiful baby!!! Take her at a young age around where there are chicken coops, and school her on how nasty chickens are, and how much you dislike them, and especially chicken fans!!!

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Congrats! I’m sure she will have brains to match her beauty...

Posted: Jul 30, 2020, 11:11 AM

So this will not be an issue.

??

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Re: What to do if your daughter brings home a coot boyfriend?

Posted: Jul 30, 2020, 11:56 AM

I have a family up here that flies a split Clemson/other school flag

Maybe get one for yourself?

CONGRATS

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Re: What to do if your daughter brings home a coot boyfriend?

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Posted: Jul 30, 2020, 1:34 PM

A 12 gauge shotgun. Let him know the first load is #8 bird shot. That's his warning shot, (be fair. Give him a running start). The other loads will be triple0 buck, and that's when you will be serious.

Beautiful little girl, by the way

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Re: What to do if your daughter brings home a coot boyfriend?

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Posted: Jul 30, 2020, 1:54 PM

What a beautiful baby! You are truly blessed. Just take her to Clemson games and show her what a wonderful place it is. Then take her to Columbia, particularly by the stadium, and she will see that it is not the atmosphere to which she has become accustomed. It should not be a problem after that.