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Dawghater23 megathread
Feb 15, 2021, 8:41 AM
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Go, dawghater23, tell us about your weekend.
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Vail bachelor party
Feb 15, 2021, 10:25 AM
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Thurs - flew out to Denver. picked up some bud, drank too many beers when we finally pulled into Vail.
Fri - cooked a fire breakfast burrito, hit the slopes on a few hours of sleep and a monster hangover. shampoo'd through. took it easy Friday since I hadn't touched my board in a couple years, but was on the back bowls by the afternoon. chilled in the village to check out some snow bunnies and finish our backpack beers. got back to the crib and cooked a big steak dinner.
Fri night - had some Colorado entertainment called in to christen the bachelor. it was a pretty good time. she had some good tricks. my favorite was the unicorn maneuver that I just had to share w/ jounge snap. my buddy let her have it with deeldo strapped to his forehead. good times.
only complaint was her cooter had a bit of a stank to it. but i guess with a 3 hour drive into the mountains, you get what you get.
Sat - cooked another fire breakfast burrito. hit the back side of Vail pretty hard. we were getting consistent snow all week, so had some of that frosted flakes fresh pow pow. besides the random whiff of stripper ###### that recalled the memories and hangover, it was a blast.
Drove back to Denver Sat night so I could get my early flight Sunday mawn. Flew in just in time to get home before the Ice-Maggedon here in Nashville.
Sun - woke up and ate 2 20mg gummies. Flight was glorious. Came home and got a V-day Beej - while still baked.
made sure my generator had gas and oil, cranked it up in case the ice-maggedon wiped out our power. picked up a few groceries for the v-day dinner.
got home and smoked a one hitter and cooked some surf and turf. we had lamb chops, lobster tail, scallops, and lobster ravioli. oh, and a caesar salad. paired with some sav blanc
it was a pretty good weekend
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Dude, we pretty much had the same weekend
Feb 15, 2021, 10:43 AM
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except the whole fun with weed, women, and friends part.
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Great recount
Feb 15, 2021, 11:47 AM
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What size were dem teddies? They were fake, yes? If not, spectacular.
Pro move driving back to Denver for that early morning Sunday flight. We fugged that one up in Breck last year. Beginning of a snow storm started Saturday night so that drive down the mountain was not enjoyable and we rode between 35-45 all way the on 9 and 70 until we got into Denver.
Also, whats that covid protocol look like to get the stripper in the house? We just pretend it doesn't exist or does she provide proof of a negative test? As a married man with a new kid, that kind of information would be pertinent to me.
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ted's were for sure fake
Feb 15, 2021, 1:06 PM
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had a nice scar underneath that was a dead give away lolz. got a glimpse while taking a shot out of a test tube...got tossed in the ring against my will
Covid wasn't an issue, or even brought up.
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"against my will"
Feb 15, 2021, 1:07 PM
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I hate doing things against my will.
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it was mostly b/c the only liquor we had left was fireball
Feb 15, 2021, 1:09 PM
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everything else was ok
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I very vaguely remember
Feb 15, 2021, 12:09 PM
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how awesome life without kids was. I hate you so hard right now.
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Hey, not THAT much longer until you are an
Feb 15, 2021, 12:46 PM
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emptynester, right?
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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No ####, I crawled around the floor all weekend making
Feb 15, 2021, 1:43 PM
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animal noises chasing a 1.5 year old and hoping a meth head didn't return to my house. 5 years ago I'd have been getting ###### up with buddies hanging out in the bushes hoping he came back. After reading this post, I feel like I need to start tucking my t-shirt into my sweatpants and call lights out on my adventure filled youth.
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Lakebum submitting to the
Feb 15, 2021, 1:53 PM
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suburbs, dad life is as shocking as hearing dude was going to get married
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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I think I'm just far enough out to not be considered in the
Feb 15, 2021, 2:06 PM
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suburbs. I'll get the last laugh, my son is basically a small clone of myself, give us about 15 years and we'll be like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGjyRjd1_jQ
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whats up with that tho
Feb 15, 2021, 1:10 PM
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there are so many girls that are pretty, seem to have it together, clean car, clean apartment (dating years) and then the poontang was just stinky.
I had one girlfriend and she used all the products that make that go away and it didnt go away. Weird. I guess its like bad breath, we all can get it at anytime.
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idk man...wasn't noticeable unless
Feb 15, 2021, 1:14 PM
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you were close to the source. felt bad for my buddy who was the center of attention for the majority of the night.
...not really, just pizzed i had to smell it
we postulated it could've been due to the 3 hr drive from ft. collins. she was also working hard so there was some workout BO going on as well
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but dont you think she would be like,
Feb 15, 2021, 1:17 PM
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"you know when I ride in a warm car for hours, my poontang gets a little sweaty AND this IS my job". So she would stop at a Petro or Loves and ###### or something or at least fragrance thing up.
Maybe it is like bad breath, maybe chicks dont know when the poontang stinks.
kms16312 we need your help over here.
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she was rubbing some oil and spraying
Feb 15, 2021, 3:01 PM
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what we determined was similar to aerosol foot powder up there. maybe axe spray deodorant would've been a better analogy, but we were all a little too baked to put two and two together.
the bachelor didn't complain though. I was the one that broke the ice saying that #### stank and then the other two who were thrown in the ring strongly agreed.
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I dated one chick with perpetual bad breath
Feb 15, 2021, 1:32 PM
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That was a difficult time in my life but she loved the #### and I couldn't say no.
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so I logged back in to Jounge Snap to see said unicorn thing
Feb 15, 2021, 2:08 PM
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and I'm not sure whether I blame you or ryanadidas® for what i just had to endure.
####.
on top of that, NO Unicorn Maneuver
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LMAOOO
Feb 15, 2021, 2:24 PM
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So you only get the snaps from when you logged back in? That's on you homie. Enjoy his ####.
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nah, it went back like 19 hours
Feb 15, 2021, 2:29 PM
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still, no unicorn...only horn was the one growing out of ryanadidas' ####....and i think i'm using the term 'horn' loosely
...and the term 'loosely' as, well....
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