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Gridiron Giant [15105]
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Well Boys...I've been spraying Round-Up all morning. Think
Oct 23, 2020, 11:19 AM
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I inhaled more than I delivered to the weeds. Came in and took a shower, then covered myself in talcum powder. Gonna hop into the Pinto and drive over to Wal-Mart to buy me some cigarettes and then come back home to play with some glass Clacker Balls I bought off E-Bay.
Can't forget my mask! Caution IS my middle name!
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Oculus Spirit [42427]
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Your significant other is gonna be rich one day . . .***
Oct 23, 2020, 11:25 AM
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Gridiron Giant [15105]
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Re: Your significant other is gonna be rich one day . . .***
Oct 23, 2020, 11:30 AM
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Rich?!!! Psssshhhhh! She's already got me! What else could she want?
She cooks me a pound of bacon every day, covers my toast in margarine, then makes me fatback, mac-n-cheese and cornbread every night. She encourages me to sit in my chair all day, and brings me unlimited alcohol. That woman loves me like a champ!
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Orange Immortal [63197]
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Re: Your significant other is gonna be rich one day . . .***
Oct 23, 2020, 12:05 PM
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Well you have one thing going for ya, at least she uses margarine and not butter bc, the margarine is healthier than butter!!! 
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Gridiron Giant [15105]
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Re: Your significant other is gonna be rich one day . . .***
Oct 23, 2020, 12:28 PM
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Parkay!
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Orange Immortal [63197]
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Tiger Spirit [9768]
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You probably need to explain to the younger readers........
Oct 23, 2020, 11:37 AM
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just what a Pinto is and why you mentioned it.
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Gridiron Giant [15105]
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Re: You probably need to explain to the younger readers........
Oct 23, 2020, 11:45 AM
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Nah. I don't want to bother the youth of today with horror stories of dynamite on wheels. You never know what might trigger an "episode".
I know a 22-yo female that freaks out if a b**b appears on TV. She will run to turn it off. But she will sit for hours and watch Zombies, killing, and dismemberment. I wonder who taught her you can't show your b**bs, but it's acceptable to cut out someone's heart and eat it?
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Orange Immortal [63197]
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Re: You probably need to explain to the younger readers........
Oct 23, 2020, 12:11 PM
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A pinto is a tampon type car made by Ford Motor Company. The first time that it strands you somewhere, like a tampon, just throw it away!!!
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Heisman Winner [82168]
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Re: You probably need to explain to the younger readers........
Oct 23, 2020, 4:03 PM
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or bursts into flames if someone taps your rear end.
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Heisman Winner [87334]
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Re: Well Boys...I've been spraying Round-Up all morning. Think
Oct 23, 2020, 11:40 AM
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I once had an AMC Gremlin and smoked.
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Clemson Icon [27768]
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You will get much better results
Oct 23, 2020, 11:46 AM
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Spraying round up during the hottest part of the day when the stomates are open in the foliage,
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Scout Team [159]
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Re: Well Boys...I've been spraying Round-Up all morning. Think
Oct 23, 2020, 11:48 AM
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You really should remove that rear bumper from the pinto
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Head Coach [752]
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Re: Well Boys...I've been spraying Round-Up all morning. Think
Oct 23, 2020, 12:10 PM
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The day before my parent's HS graduation party... (it was my graduation, but the party was for them and their friends) I remember my dad putting me to work in the yard mixing DDT powder (Big bag of the stuff found in a barn) and water in a hand pump sprayer and spraying the entire yard so that there would be no bugs for the party.. Middle of the day, shorts, no-shirt, no mask, no hat. Got that stuff all over me.
But I will say I was impressed at how much the bugs didn't like it and how bug free the yard was for the next week or so.
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Gridiron Giant [15105]
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Re: Well Boys...I've been spraying Round-Up all morning. Think
Oct 23, 2020, 12:27 PM
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I bet that place is still bug free! Sort of like the Devil's Tramping Ground.
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Re: Well Boys...I've been spraying Round-Up all morning. Think
Oct 23, 2020, 12:50 PM
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w
Wow brings back memories. Headed off to
Clemson in 1978 in a ford pinto hatchback had a coat hanger wrap under rear bumper because i was real bad about locking my keys in car. Got real good at breaking into it. Paid off one day when a women locked herself out of her car at football game.I opened her car for her n she gave me and my girlfriend (now my wife) 50 yardline tickets. Boy that car was the bomb haha
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Re: Well Boys...I've been spraying Round-Up all morning. Think
Oct 23, 2020, 12:44 PM
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You should swing into McD's to see if the coffee is still hot.
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Heisman Winner [86104]
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If "Caution " is your middle name "Without"
Oct 23, 2020, 1:10 PM
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must be your first name.
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Scout Team [159]
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Re: Well Boys...I've been spraying Round-Up all morning. Think
Oct 23, 2020, 1:19 PM
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Hhahahhahah! Pinto- that says it all-
Safety first!
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Heisman Winner [87334]
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Tell your wife just to call ALL NINES! Or was it ALL TWOS?
Oct 23, 2020, 6:20 PM
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If your stomach begins to get upset, just grab some ZANTAC.
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Tiger Spirit [9808]
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You too scared to play Lawn Darts?***
Oct 24, 2020, 7:48 AM
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