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Well Boys...I've been spraying Round-Up all morning. Think

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Posted: Oct 23, 2020 11:19 AM
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I inhaled more than I delivered to the weeds. Came in and took a shower, then covered myself in talcum powder. Gonna hop into the Pinto and drive over to Wal-Mart to buy me some cigarettes and then come back home to play with some glass Clacker Balls I bought off E-Bay.

Can't forget my mask! Caution IS my middle name!

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Posted: Oct 23, 2020 11:25 AM
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Posted: Oct 23, 2020 11:30 AM
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Rich?!!! Psssshhhhh! She's already got me! What else could she want?

She cooks me a pound of bacon every day, covers my toast in margarine, then makes me fatback, mac-n-cheese and cornbread every night. She encourages me to sit in my chair all day, and brings me unlimited alcohol. That woman loves me like a champ!

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Posted: Oct 23, 2020 12:05 PM
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Well you have one thing going for ya, at least she uses margarine and not butter bc, the margarine is healthier than butter!!! ;)

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Posted: Oct 23, 2020 12:28 PM
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Parkay!

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Posted: Oct 23, 2020 12:02 PM
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Probably not, he has spent all his cash on chit that will kill him to afford a big life insurance policy!!!;)

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You probably need to explain to the younger readers........

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Posted: Oct 23, 2020 11:37 AM
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just what a Pinto is and why you mentioned it.


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Posted: Oct 23, 2020 11:45 AM
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Nah. I don't want to bother the youth of today with horror stories of dynamite on wheels. You never know what might trigger an "episode".

I know a 22-yo female that freaks out if a b**b appears on TV. She will run to turn it off. But she will sit for hours and watch Zombies, killing, and dismemberment. I wonder who taught her you can't show your b**bs, but it's acceptable to cut out someone's heart and eat it?

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Posted: Oct 23, 2020 12:11 PM
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A pinto is a tampon type car made by Ford Motor Company. The first time that it strands you somewhere, like a tampon, just throw it away!!!

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Posted: Oct 23, 2020 4:03 PM
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or bursts into flames if someone taps your rear end.

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Posted: Oct 23, 2020 4:03 PM
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but they'll totes know what clacker balls are?

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I would say it was a Molotov Cocktail on wheels, but they

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Posted: Oct 23, 2020 6:31 PM
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wouldn't know what that is, either. :)

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Posted: Oct 24, 2020 8:07 AM
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My '79 Pinto wagon had flames painted on the back - somebody either beat me to it or copied me <img border=">"/>


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Posted: Oct 23, 2020 11:40 AM
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I once had an AMC Gremlin and smoked.


You will get much better results


Posted: Oct 23, 2020 11:46 AM
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Spraying round up during the hottest part of the day when the stomates are open in the foliage,


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Posted: Oct 23, 2020 1:22 PM
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You , the car or both?


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Posted: Oct 24, 2020 8:08 AM
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I had a lime green gremlin

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Posted: Oct 23, 2020 11:48 AM
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You really should remove that rear bumper from the pinto


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Posted: Oct 23, 2020 12:10 PM
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The day before my parent's HS graduation party... (it was my graduation, but the party was for them and their friends) I remember my dad putting me to work in the yard mixing DDT powder (Big bag of the stuff found in a barn) and water in a hand pump sprayer and spraying the entire yard so that there would be no bugs for the party.. Middle of the day, shorts, no-shirt, no mask, no hat. Got that stuff all over me.

But I will say I was impressed at how much the bugs didn't like it and how bug free the yard was for the next week or so.


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Posted: Oct 23, 2020 12:27 PM
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I bet that place is still bug free! Sort of like the Devil's Tramping Ground.

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Posted: Oct 23, 2020 12:50 PM
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Wow brings back memories. Headed off to
Clemson in 1978 in a ford pinto hatchback had a coat hanger wrap under rear bumper because i was real bad about locking my keys in car. Got real good at breaking into it. Paid off one day when a women locked herself out of her car at football game.I opened her car for her n she gave me and my girlfriend (now my wife) 50 yardline tickets. Boy that car was the bomb haha


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Posted: Oct 23, 2020 1:32 PM
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At least you won't die of malaria.


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Posted: Oct 23, 2020 12:44 PM
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You should swing into McD's to see if the coffee is still hot.

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If "Caution " is your middle name "Without"

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Posted: Oct 23, 2020 1:10 PM
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must be your first name.

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Posted: Oct 23, 2020 1:19 PM
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Hhahahhahah! Pinto- that says it all-
Safety first!


Tell your wife just to call ALL NINES! Or was it ALL TWOS?


Posted: Oct 23, 2020 6:20 PM
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If your stomach begins to get upset, just grab some ZANTAC.

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