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PITT WEEK LIMERICKS
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Posted: Nov 23, 2020, 1:46 PM
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I really feel bad for you guys. You didn’t deserve the surprise Of us being cheated And, thus, overheated - Prepare for a NASTY demise...
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Re: PITT WEEK LIMERICKS
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Posted: Nov 23, 2020, 1:51 PM
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We’re proud! Your offense’s production Has been an impressive conduction By Pickett and others. This week? Something smothers Your spark and exposes its suction.
BV says hey, Kenny...
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Re: PITT WEEK LIMERICKS
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Posted: Nov 23, 2020, 1:54 PM
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Ooh, I really like your limerick, It rolls off the tongue pretty quick. As for the Pitt Panthers, No need for much banter. By Saturday 'eve they'll be sick.
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Re: PITT WEEK LIMERICKS
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Posted: Nov 24, 2020, 5:58 PM
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This week, the ol’ chip on our shoulder Is nearly the size of a boulder. The ROY bus is heading Right for you. I’m betting Your hot streak gets suddenly colder…
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Re: PITT WEEK LIMERICKS
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Posted: Nov 24, 2020, 6:03 PM
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This week, ev’ry Tommy and Susie Will tune in to witness a doozy. The country’s abuzz With Clemson, becuz We’re gonna destroy Pat Narduzzi.
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Re: PITT WEEK LIMERICKS
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Posted: Nov 24, 2020, 6:21 PM
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The blue and the gold have Narduzzi . . . Whose panthers will feel a bit woozy. When Trevor unloads, Their defense implodes,. As it’s riddled by the Human Uzi!!!!!!!
Sorry bdrechs, I guess I should read them all before posting!!!
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Re: PITT WEEK LIMERICKS
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Posted: Nov 24, 2020, 6:42 PM
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Nicely done Skeet!
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Re: PITT WEEK LIMERICKS
Posted: Nov 25, 2020, 3:01 PM
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Here’s what is awaiting young Pickett: Like Abraham’s ram in a thicket, He’s utterly doomed. I’ve strongly assumed On first downs, he’ll beg the coach, “Kick it.”
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Re: PITT WEEK LIMERICKS
Posted: Nov 25, 2020, 3:05 PM
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I heard Pat Narduzzi just say, “We’ve researched the FSU way Of weaseling out of A game, and we’re proud of The “medical guys” who stop play!”
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The semiholes were willing to play Pitt
Posted: Nov 25, 2020, 3:16 PM
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But not the Tigers, that a crock of chit. So the panthers will pay, It's celebrate the military day, And we'll pound them yankees without quit.
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Re: PITT WEEK LIMERICKS
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Posted: Nov 25, 2020, 11:32 PM
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This year, we’ve all taken a hit. It’s time to be still and to sit, Reflecting on blessings With turkeys and dressings, Awaiting the curb stomp of Pitt.
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Re: PITT WEEK LIMERICKS
Posted: Nov 26, 2020, 7:50 AM
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Eviscerate. Take off the feet. The head is removed from the meat. Then truss it, then roast, Then cheer with a toast. We do this, and Pitt will get beat.
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Re: PITT WEEK LIMERICKS
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Posted: Nov 27, 2020, 6:57 PM
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The Tiger’s been eating his turkey, And details are still a bit murky, But next on the menu? The sweet feline sinew Of Panthers, dried up into jerky.
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Re: PITT WEEK LIMERICKS
Posted: Nov 27, 2020, 7:03 PM
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Expect Tyler Davis to play. The Pittsburghers very well may Use two of their line, To stop him, but nine Are gonna have trouble all day...
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Re: PITT WEEK LIMERICKS
Posted: Nov 27, 2020, 7:18 PM
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Pitt rolls into Tiger town, tomorrow afternoon And for the Tigers, it will be none too soon! After the Noles copped out The Tigers will leave no doubt The Panthers will think they were hit by a typhoon!
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