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PITT WEEK LIMERICKS
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Posted: Nov 23, 2020, 1:46 PM
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I really feel bad for you guys.
You didn’t deserve the surprise
Of us being cheated
And, thus, overheated -
Prepare for a NASTY demise...
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Re: PITT WEEK LIMERICKS
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Posted: Nov 23, 2020, 1:51 PM
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We’re proud! Your offense’s production
Has been an impressive conduction
By Pickett and others.
This week? Something smothers
Your spark and exposes its suction.
BV says hey, Kenny...
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Re: PITT WEEK LIMERICKS
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Posted: Nov 23, 2020, 1:54 PM
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Ooh, I really like your limerick,
It rolls off the tongue pretty quick.
As for the Pitt Panthers,
No need for much banter.
By Saturday 'eve they'll be sick.
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Re: PITT WEEK LIMERICKS
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Posted: Nov 24, 2020, 5:58 PM
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This week, the ol’ chip on our shoulder
Is nearly the size of a boulder.
The ROY bus is heading
Right for you. I’m betting
Your hot streak gets suddenly colder…
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Re: PITT WEEK LIMERICKS
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Posted: Nov 24, 2020, 6:03 PM
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This week, ev’ry Tommy and Susie
Will tune in to witness a doozy.
The country’s abuzz
With Clemson, becuz
We’re gonna destroy Pat Narduzzi.
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Re: PITT WEEK LIMERICKS
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Posted: Nov 24, 2020, 6:21 PM
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The blue and the gold have Narduzzi . . .
Whose panthers will feel a bit woozy.
When Trevor unloads,
Their defense implodes,.
As it’s riddled by the Human Uzi!!!!!!!
Sorry bdrechs, I guess I should read them all before posting!!!
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Re: PITT WEEK LIMERICKS
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Posted: Nov 24, 2020, 6:42 PM
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Nicely done Skeet!
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Re: PITT WEEK LIMERICKS
Posted: Nov 25, 2020, 3:01 PM
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Here’s what is awaiting young Pickett:
Like Abraham’s ram in a thicket,
He’s utterly doomed.
I’ve strongly assumed
On first downs, he’ll beg the coach, “Kick it.”
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Re: PITT WEEK LIMERICKS
Posted: Nov 25, 2020, 3:05 PM
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I heard Pat Narduzzi just say,
“We’ve researched the FSU way
Of weaseling out of
A game, and we’re proud of
The “medical guys” who stop play!”
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The semiholes were willing to play Pitt
Posted: Nov 25, 2020, 3:16 PM
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But not the Tigers, that a crock of chit.
So the panthers will pay,
It's celebrate the military day,
And we'll pound them yankees without quit.
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Re: PITT WEEK LIMERICKS
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Posted: Nov 25, 2020, 11:32 PM
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This year, we’ve all taken a hit.
It’s time to be still and to sit,
Reflecting on blessings
With turkeys and dressings,
Awaiting the curb stomp of Pitt.
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Re: PITT WEEK LIMERICKS
Posted: Nov 26, 2020, 7:50 AM
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Eviscerate. Take off the feet.
The head is removed from the meat.
Then truss it, then roast,
Then cheer with a toast.
We do this, and Pitt will get beat.
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Re: PITT WEEK LIMERICKS
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Posted: Nov 27, 2020, 6:57 PM
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The Tiger’s been eating his turkey,
And details are still a bit murky,
But next on the menu?
The sweet feline sinew
Of Panthers, dried up into jerky.
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Re: PITT WEEK LIMERICKS
Posted: Nov 27, 2020, 7:03 PM
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Expect Tyler Davis to play.
The Pittsburghers very well may
Use two of their line,
To stop him, but nine
Are gonna have trouble all day...
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Re: PITT WEEK LIMERICKS
Posted: Nov 27, 2020, 7:18 PM
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Pitt rolls into Tiger town, tomorrow afternoon
And for the Tigers, it will be none too soon!
After the Noles copped out
The Tigers will leave no doubt
The Panthers will think they were hit by a typhoon!
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