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ND WEEK LIMERICKS
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Posted: Nov 2, 2020, 7:50 AM
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They’re more than a little bit wary -
The Domers are praying to Mary
That big DJU
Won’t do to them, too,
What he did to BC. That’s scary.
Ain’t it, Coach?
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
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Posted: Nov 2, 2020, 7:57 AM
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Their ranking and stature looks bold,
But they’ll have to P.I. and hold
To stop us this week.
Though they might look sleek,
Those helmets are made of fool’s gold...
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
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Posted: Nov 2, 2020, 5:22 PM
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The mind of Sir Ian of Book -
It stirred and it swirled and it shook
As he slowly grasped
That hope he had clasped
‘Twas false and ‘twas sorely mistook.
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
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Posted: Nov 2, 2020, 5:28 PM
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“Lets schee what the Irish can do -
I’m hoping Coach Kelly can glue
The schign to the wall
Scho guysch who are schmall
Can schlap it more easchily, too.”
- Louisch Holtchz
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
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Posted: Nov 4, 2020, 1:38 PM
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Brilliance!!!!
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Roses are Red and the Irish are Green
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Posted: Nov 2, 2020, 5:56 PM
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and they suck
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
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Posted: Nov 2, 2020, 9:36 PM
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We’re glad you guys joined in the race -
You add to the ACC’s base
Of programs with clout,
And there is no doubt
You’ll solidly win second place...
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
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Posted: Nov 3, 2020, 9:36 AM
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There once was a team from South Bend
Who met an unfortunate end -
They got a high ranking,
An or’nge-colored spanking,
Then sunk like a fart in the wind.
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
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Posted: Nov 4, 2020, 7:43 AM
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When Trump/Biden ads are all done,
And everyone’s races are run,
The truth will remain
Quite clear and quite plain:
Our Tigers are still number one.
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Posted: Nov 4, 2020, 12:56 PM
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The Tigers came to South Bend -
Ready to play with their new ACC friend.
The Irish it turned out -
Were more than stout.
And the Tiger lost his tail in the end.
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
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Posted: Nov 4, 2020, 2:06 PM
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My friend, as your quarterback hurries
And defense incapably scurries,
You’ll crumble beneath.
These Tigers have teeth -
The tail is the least of your worries...
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
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Posted: Nov 5, 2020, 2:18 PM
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Well played! lol
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Clemson rolls into the domers famed home,
Posted: Nov 5, 2020, 8:58 PM
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In search of another nice tomb stone
The Tiger kick tail,
And on the domers will whale,
while the irish squeal "leave us alone!"
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
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Posted: Nov 4, 2020, 1:45 PM
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Clemson Tigers Are Coming They Say!
To South Bend To Ruin The Day!
Of any Irish Fan Standin'
After The Beatin' They're Handin'
The Team For To Give 'em Away
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
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Posted: Nov 5, 2020, 12:46 PM
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The Irish are down two receivers,
So, posing as overachievers,
Some guys will step in
Where talent is thin,
And Nolan will make them all grievers...
The man is an interception machine.
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
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Posted: Nov 5, 2020, 1:48 PM
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Y’all make sure to work on your signs -
Get signal boys dressed to the nines
And call hocus pocus!
Meanwhile, we will focus
On crossing those white endzone lines.
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
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Posted: Nov 5, 2020, 2:36 PM
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Their helmets sparkle like gold
Touchdown Jesus is a sight to behold
The Tigers were in awe
Of everything they saw
And humbly left after getting rolled
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
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Posted: Nov 5, 2020, 4:17 PM
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We also love gazing at gold -
The kind that the players can hold
When CFP’s done
And Clemson has won.
I tell ya - that never gets old...
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The Irish dread this coming Satur-day,
Posted: Nov 5, 2020, 8:52 PM
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they know it won't just go away.
They will sure get their bruising,
All the long night musing,
"Why didn't I go to Clemson to play?"
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Brian Kelly loves to whine and belly ache
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Posted: Nov 5, 2020, 4:24 PM
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Because he knows his domers are fake.
He's afraid of Coach Swinney,
Who's top wins are many,
And Clemson will win lake or no lake.
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A possible improvement.................
Posted: Nov 5, 2020, 8:46 PM
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Brian Kelly loves to whine and belly ache,
Says they once played Clemson in a lake.
He's afraid of Coach Swinney,
Who's top wins are many,
Because he knows his domers are fake.
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Posted: Nov 5, 2020, 4:35 PM
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"Play like a champion today"
Is what Brian Kelly would say
But no matter how hard
You try you just can't Contain ETN!
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Posted: Nov 5, 2020, 4:38 PM
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This game is my own call to arms
To cause everything that's Irish harm.
And so it a twist
I sat down for breakfast
And ate my lucky ?? Charms
ND’s charm the Tigers End!
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Posted: Nov 5, 2020, 5:22 PM
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The big Touchdown Jesus is pretty
And, thankfully, full of His pity.
The team in South Bend
Will need that again -
They’ll ask Him to weep for the city.
38-21 Tigers
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Posted: Nov 5, 2020, 5:39 PM
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That sign that y’all fondle is nice,
But after we get real precise
And take y’all apart,
Your players will start
To beat their heads on it. Some, twice.
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Posted: Nov 5, 2020, 8:43 PM
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Those little ol’ leprechaun guys
Are in for a great big surprise
When Tigers descend,
Their fortunes to rend.
They’ll leave with lugubrious sighs.
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Posted: Nov 6, 2020, 9:49 AM
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To make sure the signals aren’t stolen,
The Irish intend to be rollin’
Around on the ground
And making a sound
As if they have non-motile colon.
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Posted: Nov 6, 2020, 10:06 AM
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I’ve never been settled about
A little green man peeping out
From under a top-hat.
I wish they would stop-that.
With him or without him, they pout.
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Posted: Nov 6, 2020, 5:52 PM
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The golden domers wanted to beat us
And even with Touchdown Jesus
As much as they pray
And try as they may
In the end they were just lugubrious
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Posted: Nov 7, 2020, 6:58 AM
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Today, Indiana will mourn.
It’s best football hope will be torn
Apart with great pains.
The stuff that remains?
It’s nothing but Cath’lics and corn.
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Posted: Nov 7, 2020, 3:18 PM
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Nice try, Fighting Irish - you’re caught.
You tried to use airtime you bought
To let Biden speak
And hide the unique
Butt-whoopin’ you’ll get, but for nought...
SPOT. THE. BALL.
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