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Just got off with the phone with the Athletic Director's office and

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Posted: Feb 20, 2019, 2:37 PM
 

CONFIRMED, that if we can put together a team of 13 posters on tnet and beat this Clemson team in a pick up game, the university will agree to end Basketball all together and focus on more important sports.

Please rank yourself 1-10 on the following traits and aspects of your game and I will begin assembling a roster

Agility
Stamina
Coordination
Endurance
Shooting
Defensing
Awareness
Beating Screens
Dribble Driving
Squaring up
Going to the Hole
Defensing the Hole.

tia and good luck!

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Before I answer, I have 2 questions...

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Posted: Feb 20, 2019, 2:40 PM
 

1. Who will be the coach?

2. On this scale of 1-10, is 1 the best or is 10 the best?

TIA

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Re: Before I answer, I have 2 questions...

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Posted: Feb 20, 2019, 2:43 PM
 

1. anyone with the word coach in their tnet handle is a coach
2 just leave them blank, you will be mopping under the basket during time outs.

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Why not make deroberts and coachmac Co-Coaches??

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Posted: Feb 20, 2019, 2:48 PM
 

It'd be more fun than watching the team! (loljk)

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This whole thing is not a good idea.

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Posted: Feb 20, 2019, 4:14 PM
 

Our BBall team is embarrassing enough.

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The bigger question is, who is shirts and who is skins***


Posted: Feb 20, 2019, 5:03 PM
 



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Posted: Feb 20, 2019, 2:53 PM
 

Balm, you forgot to list the position most of us would qualify as having elite talent ------------------b-I-t-c-h-I-n-g fans.


Message was edited by: Joe21®


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Geez Joe, do you kiss your sister with that mouth?

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Posted: Feb 20, 2019, 3:11 PM
 

Kids read this board!

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Re: Geez Joe, do you kiss your sister with that mouth?


Posted: Feb 20, 2019, 5:22 PM
 

I DON'T KNOW,BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD...

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Posted: Feb 20, 2019, 4:53 PM
 



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If pigs are so smart, why do 66% of them use weak and inferior materials during construction?


Re: Jost got off with the Athletic Director's office and

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Posted: Feb 20, 2019, 2:55 PM
 

Just put me down for "Going to the Hole" I don't have much agility or stamina or endurance or any of the other things.

And put Wife Of down for "Defensing the Hole". truth be told, she is better at her skill than I am at mine.

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Posted: Feb 20, 2019, 4:13 PM
 

Brushfire said:

Just put me down for "Going to the Hole" I don't have much agility or stamina or endurance or any of the other things.

And put Wife Of down for "Defensing the Hole". truth be told, she is better at her skill than I am at mine.


Brushfire: Now that's funny right there I don't care who you are. Basically because it's so so true.

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Posted: Feb 20, 2019, 6:13 PM
 

Your wife is a basketball player?

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Posted: Feb 20, 2019, 2:56 PM
 

Uh, defensing. Is that like deboning a chicken?
Now, defending or defense, might be a quality you want on that team.

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Posted: Feb 20, 2019, 2:58 PM
 

I could be wrong. Maybe defensing is the very thing we are missing on the CU team.

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Posted: Feb 20, 2019, 3:01 PM
 

please be accurate and honest when writing down your skill assessments.

thank you

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"Defensing" is what deposh British people do in deOlympics

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Posted: Feb 20, 2019, 3:36 PM
 

nm

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I give myself 1 for stamina and 10 for endurance***

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Posted: Feb 20, 2019, 2:57 PM
 



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Who is Jost? He has a weird fetish.

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Posted: Feb 20, 2019, 3:06 PM
 

nm

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Posted: Feb 20, 2019, 3:09 PM
 

Put me down as the blind screen subject matter expert.

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If this is real, and I have serious doubts that it is...

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Posted: Feb 20, 2019, 3:09 PM
 

I would be willing to help out with the physicals.




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Will you be taking measurements?

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Posted: Feb 20, 2019, 3:14 PM
 

Lots of them?

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Re: Will you be taking measurements?

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Posted: Feb 20, 2019, 4:26 PM
 

Before or after?

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Re: Will you be taking measurements?

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Posted: Feb 20, 2019, 8:07 PM
 



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Re: Will you be taking measurements?***

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Posted: Feb 20, 2019, 8:34 PM
 





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Great idea

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Posted: Feb 20, 2019, 3:11 PM
 

Ill use the ratings I gave myself on my "create a player" from NBA live 2004 so I know they are accurate


Agility 10
Stamina 10
Coordination 10
Endurance 10
Shooting 10
Defensing 10
Awareness 10
Dribble Driving 9
Squaring up 10
Going to the Hole 11
Defensing the hole 10

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you can be the starting point guard

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Posted: Feb 20, 2019, 3:17 PM
 





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Re: Great idea


Posted: Feb 20, 2019, 6:11 PM
 

Alright here we go
Agility: 7 speed is much lower.
Stamina: 5
Coordination 5
Shooting 2 on a good day I’m a 6 though
Defending 9 with a foul heavy approach. I’m talking TL technicals here
Awareness 8
Dribble driving 7 as long as I haven’t eaten anything heavy recently
Squaring up 3
Going to the hole 10
Defending the hole 4 I’m only 5-8 sorry guys.
So which water boy am I?

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Since passing is not listed it should be a

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Posted: Feb 20, 2019, 3:15 PM
 

pretty even match-up. But who is going to miss late free throws and guard Lyles Davis for T'Net?

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I want to try out for point guard. I'm known for bouncing the balls good.***

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Posted: Feb 20, 2019, 3:21 PM
 



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Posted: Feb 20, 2019, 3:26 PM
 

I used to play pick-up with OP's great Vernon Hamilton.

All I can say is that I am taller. Otherwise....

Agility 3
Stamina 10 (fastest Race-to-the-Rock student in my age bracket)
Coordination 0.5 (+/- 0.5)
Endurance 10
Shooting Average for a Clemson Alum.... 4 of 10 hit something
Defensing 6 (shot blocking)
Awareness 0 (according to the Mrs)
Dribble Driving 1 (like a grandma going to bible study)
Squaring up 3 - is that like the triangle offense with one more side?
Going to the Hole (with the ball?)
Defensing the Hole (no golfer has beat me yet)

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Just got off with the phone? That's a category***

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Posted: Feb 20, 2019, 3:35 PM
 



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NO THREAD JACKS

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Posted: Feb 20, 2019, 3:37 PM
 

thank you

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Finding t-netters who can defend the hole might be tough***

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Posted: Feb 20, 2019, 3:36 PM
 



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Re: Finding t-netters who can defend the hole might be tough***

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Posted: Feb 20, 2019, 3:43 PM
 

I have a 45 inch vertical (no joke) one step drop dunk at 5'9.5
Ave 89 percent on freethrows in HS
36 percent from downtown.
Blocked a 6'10 dude trying to dunk in college.
35 points in my last game and that was with a sprained ankle. I'll come off the bench for all I care ????! Just let me block Thomas going for a dunk.

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Re: Finding t-netters who can defend the hole might be tough***

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Posted: Feb 20, 2019, 4:43 PM
 

Can i be at the scoring table? I like scoring and I'm really good at the table.

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At 58 I can still dunk.

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Posted: Feb 20, 2019, 4:59 PM
 

On an 8 ft goal.

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you can be our power forward.***


Posted: Feb 20, 2019, 5:17 PM
 

never mind I thought you said drunk.

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You left the R out of dunk............***


Posted: Feb 21, 2019, 7:17 AM
 



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You probably ought to specify what


Posted: Feb 20, 2019, 5:47 PM
 

"hole" you're talking about before certain so-and-so's show up.

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You shoulda used a star ranking.


Posted: Feb 20, 2019, 6:54 PM
 

I'm a solid 3-star in every category, except I'm definitely a 5-star at defending the holio.

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Posted: Feb 20, 2019, 7:23 PM
 

Great post Balm..

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Posted: Feb 20, 2019, 8:29 PM
 

Going to the hole: 0 or 10, depending on hole location.
Defensing the hole: 0 or 10, again depending on hole location.
All other criteria: at or near 0.
If you could clarify hole location, I could better assess my value or non-value to your team.

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I'm ALL IN


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