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If Mike Norvell knocked on your door,
Nov 23, 2020, 12:51 PM
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would you buy any Girl Scout cookies or tell his scaredycatas>s to hit the bricks?
Personally, I would do the ladder.
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If Mike Norvell knocked on my door...
Nov 23, 2020, 12:54 PM
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I’d assume he was trying to sell me life insurance.
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Clemson Conqueror [11484]
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Re: If Mike Norvell knocked on my door...
Nov 23, 2020, 12:55 PM
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Do his life insurance policies have a COVID clause that 1 positive test voids the contract?
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This may be an unpopular opinion, but
Nov 23, 2020, 12:54 PM
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I think Girl Scout cookies are terrible. So yeah, I'd go with the latter.
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RA’d for not saying
Nov 23, 2020, 2:00 PM
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Do the ladder
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Clemson Conqueror [11484]
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Re: If Mike Norvell knocked on your door,
Nov 23, 2020, 12:54 PM
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I heard he was selling cookies.
Word on the street is that he is trying to raise money for his buyout and when he gets enough he is going to try to convince the FSU admin to fire him so he can get the heck out of there.
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Re: If Mike Norvell knocked on your door,
Nov 23, 2020, 1:02 PM
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Kick him square in the rear end and call the cops as he would be trespassing. While kicking his rear, be telling him what a complete dumba.s.s he is and to get the he77 off my property.
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Re: If Mike Norvell knocked on your door,
Nov 23, 2020, 1:05 PM
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That's hardly the way to treat a girl scout.
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Re: If Mike Norvell knocked on your door,
Nov 23, 2020, 1:08 PM
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I just cut down my TV and hope they just go away.
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I’m just glad the Bicycle Mormens kicked him out their gang.
Nov 23, 2020, 1:08 PM
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He was really bringing down their cool factor.
~JKB
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I'd let the German Shepherd out the side gate... ;~)***
Nov 23, 2020, 1:10 PM
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Re: If Mike Norvell knocked on your door,
Nov 23, 2020, 2:32 PM
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I'd order 900 boxes of Peanut Butter Patties, and when he shows back up with them, I would say "Sorry, can't come to the door, I have COVID."
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Re: If Mike Norvell knocked on your door,
Nov 23, 2020, 2:35 PM
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Re: If Mike Norvell knocked on your door,
Nov 23, 2020, 4:28 PM
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I would take all his Girl Scout cookies and beat him up. Then when he was crying for me to stop slapping him in the face, I would chew up like 5 thin mints and spit them all over his crying, lying face! And the cookies would stick to his tear stained cheeks like thin mint freckles and I would laugh at him and get others to point and join in his mockery!
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I would tell him that he's a little old to be identifying as
Nov 23, 2020, 4:59 PM
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a teen-age girl, although that's what he is currently acting like.
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Re: If Mike Norvell knocked on your door,
Nov 23, 2020, 8:21 PM
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Blowing the BS whistle. Like Norvell is tough enough to be a Girl Scout....
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Re: If Mike Norvell knocked on your door,
Nov 23, 2020, 8:27 PM
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Will he be in uniform?
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