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I just got my COVID Vaccine
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Posted: Nov 20, 2020, 12:38 PM
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I was taking the trash out this morning and a couple of guys where vaccinating each other in the ally by the dumpsters. They said normally I should bring my own medical syringe, but they got one all prepared for me so I can vaccinate myself later. I will probably wait until I get home from work when I am more relaxed so I do not make a mistake.
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Re: I just got my COVID Vaccine
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Posted: Nov 20, 2020, 12:40 PM
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It's not smart to wait because you could catch the virus while at work.
I say you go ahead and inject yourself right this minute to be the safest possible.
I sure am glad your new friends were so generous!
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Re: I just got my COVID Vaccine
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Posted: Nov 20, 2020, 12:43 PM
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They did tell you it has to be in the eye, right?
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All-In [53780]
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Dang man....where or how do you dream up this stuff? Please
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Posted: Nov 20, 2020, 12:50 PM
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let me know what you are drinking before bed. I'd like some!
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All-In [74833]
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I used to drink Nyquil before bed until
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Posted: Nov 20, 2020, 10:12 PM
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I realized it is just JagerMeister and Benadryl. Now I make my own at home.
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All-In [53780]
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I was beginning to wonder if it was some of NAT's favorite
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Posted: Nov 21, 2020, 7:54 AM
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drink. Fail Nog! Tigerbalm1®, cutigerbob®
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Re: I just got my COVID Vaccine
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Posted: Nov 20, 2020, 12:53 PM
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You should probably give it to someone elderly who is more in need.
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1st Rounder [631]
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Have you seen how old Balm is? He will be changing his name
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Posted: Nov 20, 2020, 1:55 PM
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to TigerSalve next year.
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110%er [5331]
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Re: I just got my COVID Vaccine
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Posted: Nov 20, 2020, 1:15 PM
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I thought you had already received several serum injections from your boy Brian, while doing the South Bend?
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So glad to hear you’ll never test positive for...
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Posted: Nov 20, 2020, 1:28 PM
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brains.
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All-In [74833]
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NO PERSONAL ATTAX***
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Posted: Nov 20, 2020, 3:19 PM
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Re: NO PERSONAL ATTAX***
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Posted: Nov 20, 2020, 5:58 PM
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No offense, I was just axing. I am truly concerned for your welfare.
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CU Guru [1557]
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you got fooled, real vaccine is suppository***
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Posted: Nov 20, 2020, 2:53 PM
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Re: you got fooled, real vaccine is suppository***
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Posted: Nov 20, 2020, 6:30 PM
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~JKB
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Orange Blooded [2973]
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Re: you got fooled, real vaccine is suppository***
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Posted: Nov 20, 2020, 7:36 PM
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Hope I don't have a nightmare of that. They ain't playing.
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All-In [53780]
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I believe I accidently fat fingered this one. I has the sad***
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Posted: Nov 21, 2020, 7:55 AM
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All-TigerNet [10834]
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WAIT ! ! ! There are 2 vaccines out - MAKE SURE you get the
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Posted: Nov 20, 2020, 2:57 PM
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one we all want you to have.
One is made by Fiser and one is made by Not Fiser.
You want the one made by Not Fiser because it is 100 times more effective.
If you smell the Not Fiser one, it should smell like bleach.
THAT'S the one we all want you to have !
Good Luck !
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Re: WAIT ! ! ! There are 2 vaccines out - MAKE SURE you get the
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Posted: Nov 21, 2020, 7:23 AM
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The EASIEST, SAFEST, MOST POSITIVE way to know which one is the right one is if it is free.
Oh, and it will have a Microsoft logo - I’d guess four multi-colored window looking thingys.
hth?
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Re: I just got my COVID Vaccine
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Posted: Nov 20, 2020, 3:03 PM
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Did the two guys in the alley have an update on the Coot coaching search?...
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Re: I just got my COVID Vaccine
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Posted: Nov 20, 2020, 3:09 PM
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Yes they were both coot fans if that's what you mean.
No, they don't have an update on the search because they "elected" to go "off the grid" when they realized that it's tough to get a job without a high school diploma.
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Re: I just got my COVID Vaccine
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Posted: Nov 20, 2020, 6:17 PM
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Let me know where they suggest as an injection site. The guy at the Stuckey’s this morning said it had to be a peener injection, followed by pictures with his phone. For whatever reason he thought it was hilarious. Not super professional, but the price was descent.
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All-TigerNet [12541]
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It’s really nice you caught some back alley AIDES...
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Posted: Nov 20, 2020, 6:34 PM
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That were willing to donate a vaccine.
You’re such lucky fella!
~JKB
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You are only coming through in waves
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Posted: Nov 20, 2020, 6:37 PM
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Your lips move but I can’t hear what you’re saying
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You must be democrat!
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Posted: Nov 20, 2020, 7:29 PM
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Republicans not on the AOC list!
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You didn’t obey the first rule of sharing needles...
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Posted: Nov 20, 2020, 11:19 PM
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always go first.
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the Red one or the Blue one ?
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Posted: Nov 21, 2020, 12:26 AM
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???
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