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Intern pranks?
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Intern pranks?


Jan 29, 2016, 12:05 PM

I need to figure out how to make an intern think we're gonna fire him. I've got CEO signoff to stage this, so everything is fair game.

1) nCage (played out, anything better?)
2) Set a redirect in the Magento admin that sends him to a "fake" 500 internal server error page anytime there's an onsubmit action. Have my coworker call me as the "client" to raise hell about losing $20k in sales today. All virtual, of course.
3) Fake blue screens, etc?
4) Send him a bunch of tiddy pigs and have the CEO in on it. Have it where he gets "caught" looking at #### at work
5) Pewp on desk

It needs to be really hateful.

He's a good kid who is probably gonna #### himself.

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I'd like to make a suggestion, if you'll allow me to.


Jan 29, 2016, 12:11 PM

Have you considered having Tiggity show up and shoot him indiscriminately? I mean, that would be hilarious!

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Get a group of 6 or 7 guys together to hide out


Jan 29, 2016, 12:14 PM

in the parking garage until you see him walking to his car. Come up behind him, and pulls his pants down. Then throw him to the floor, and while 4 guys hold him down, 2 guys unzip and start fake j/o-ing and have a third guy (preferably you) get behind him and pretend like you're going to SIIHB, but don't really SIIHB, use a banana or cucumber or road cone or something else silly.



You guise will be laughing about that for weeks.

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Re: Get a group of 6 or 7 guys together to hide out


Jan 29, 2016, 12:27 PM

this kills the intern

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Nah. Just a little surgery, and 2 to 5 weeks of sleeping


Jan 29, 2016, 12:28 PM

on his stomach.

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go on... any way we can stretch that out


Jan 29, 2016, 1:17 PM

...











































to like 6 weeks or something??

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So you were thinking traffic cone?***


Jan 29, 2016, 12:29 PM [ in reply to Re: Get a group of 6 or 7 guys together to hide out ]



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Re: So you were thinking traffic cone?***


Jan 29, 2016, 12:32 PM

Better than that. I've got an old putter (no pun intended) up here with a crackling rubber handle. That should make for a hilarious shaft entry

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Make a call from a private number and tell him his mom and


Jan 29, 2016, 12:16 PM

dad were killed in a car wreck and he needs to go to the morgue to identify their bodies.

Then while he's gone, kill his mom and dad (Tiggity can shoot them for you) and make sure they end up at a different morgue.

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And don't forget to put the parents' remains in chili and


Jan 29, 2016, 12:26 PM

feed it to him and taste his tears

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I figured that was assumed.***


Jan 29, 2016, 12:27 PM



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Or, better yet...


Jan 29, 2016, 12:28 PM [ in reply to And don't forget to put the parents' remains in chili and ]

put the ashes in tote1's Death Chili, and watch him hop around in pain while his mouth is literally on fire until he can't stand it anymore and begs Tiggity to shoot him indiscriminately to put him out of his misery.



I mean, I'm laughing already at the hilarity of this prank!

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Then start screaming "I TOLD YOU YOUR MOM WAS A


Jan 29, 2016, 12:29 PM

P.O.S.!" and laugh.

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It's really kind of amazing.


Jan 29, 2016, 12:31 PM

But, as I wander around the office screaming that and laughing hysterically, nobody seems to get the joke.

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People may find it tiresome, if you've done it before.***


Jan 29, 2016, 12:32 PM



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Well, not EVERY day.


Jan 29, 2016, 12:32 PM

But a couple of times a week, at most.

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Re: Well, not EVERY day.


Jan 29, 2016, 12:36 PM

I've got a good mind to put him to work with Uncle Tony for a few days. Slinging Natural Light and spinning plastic turntables will make you evaluate those life decisions quick.

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Re: Make a call from a private number and tell him his mom and


Jan 29, 2016, 12:27 PM [ in reply to Make a call from a private number and tell him his mom and ]

classic

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Oh gosh, THAT would be too hilarious.***


Jan 29, 2016, 1:29 PM [ in reply to Make a call from a private number and tell him his mom and ]



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Does nobody put exlax in the coffee anymore?***


Jan 29, 2016, 12:21 PM



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“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.”
Isaac Asimov


In keeping with the direction of this thread, eyedrops are


Jan 29, 2016, 12:22 PM

preferred.

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HE DOESN'T SEE OUT OF HIS BUTT YOU IDIOT.***


Jan 29, 2016, 12:23 PM



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He won't see much when he's in a coma.***


Jan 29, 2016, 12:24 PM



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Oh, the old "Sneak into his house while he's asleep, rob him


Jan 29, 2016, 12:25 PM

tear up his living room, and beat him with a crowbar" prank.


Classic.

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That works too. You guys never heard about the eyedrop


Jan 29, 2016, 12:26 PM

thing?

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Re: That works too. You guys never heard about the eyedrop


Jan 29, 2016, 12:33 PM

Do the saline make you pewp?

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Re: That works too. You guys never heard about the eyedrop


Jan 29, 2016, 12:34 PM

The active ingredient in Visine eye drops is Tetrahydrozoline HCl 0.05%. Swallowing this substance can result in a number of nasty effects, including:
Lowering body temperature to dangerous levels
Making breathing difficult, or even halting it entirely
Blurring vision
Causing nausea and vomiting
Elevating and then dropping blood pressure
Causing seizures or tremors
Sending the ingester into a coma

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I THINK WE'VE FOUND OUR PRANK!***


Jan 29, 2016, 1:15 PM



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Only every day.


Jan 29, 2016, 1:30 PM [ in reply to Does nobody put exlax in the coffee anymore?*** ]

Fiber One just doesn't do what it used to do for a man's colon.

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Fake firing


Jan 29, 2016, 12:36 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIiMt9GgyDY

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Re: Intern pranks?


Jan 29, 2016, 12:41 PM

Do you work in a frat house or something? Geesh...this kind of stuff has no place in a professional setting...well, maybe I am making the wrong assumption about the environment.

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Re: Intern pranks?


Jan 29, 2016, 12:46 PM

No, we just like to have fun while we work. The internship isn't even for credit and it's paid.

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Re: Intern pranks?


Jan 29, 2016, 12:52 PM

If you know the kid well enough to know how he might take it, then probably no big deal...I've just witnessed these things go horribly wrong over the years...

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It's all fun and games until there's a huge lawsuit


Jan 29, 2016, 12:53 PM

That cripples the company, because the prank caused the kid to be physically or emotionally injured.

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It's still fun and games.***


Jan 29, 2016, 1:00 PM



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Re: It's all fun and games until there's a huge lawsuit


Jan 29, 2016, 1:26 PM [ in reply to It's all fun and games until there's a huge lawsuit ]

We've traded for legal representation before and will do so again if need be. Work needs to be fun, man.

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The CEO is obviously Mark Cuban.***


Jan 29, 2016, 12:52 PM [ in reply to Re: Intern pranks? ]



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Put a bag of coke in his desk and have a stripper show up...


Jan 29, 2016, 1:00 PM

for a lap dance. He's chit a brick then everybody can do the blow and have a good laugh.

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this thread is why i juss can't quit you, lunge.


Jan 29, 2016, 1:11 PM

jk, i haven't tried

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Because of how helpful it is?***


Jan 29, 2016, 1:46 PM



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TBH, I never even THOUGHT of using a traffic cone


Jan 29, 2016, 1:48 PM

so, yeah

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I think RH Tig is rubbing off on me.


Jan 29, 2016, 1:49 PM

At least, I think that's him.

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You didn't specify


Jan 29, 2016, 1:55 PM

homeaux or no-homeaux?

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Sleep with his wife.***


Jan 29, 2016, 1:43 PM



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What if he's got a case of the ghey?***


Jan 29, 2016, 1:45 PM



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Re: What if he's got a case of the ghey?***


Jan 29, 2016, 1:46 PM

His dad? We're prolly teh same age

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His dad has the ghey?***


Jan 29, 2016, 1:48 PM



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sounds like it runs in the family***


Jan 29, 2016, 1:48 PM



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Re: Sleep with his wife.***


Jan 29, 2016, 1:52 PM [ in reply to Sleep with his wife.*** ]



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