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My son's penus is bent. Is that normal?
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My son's penus is bent. Is that normal?


Dec 9, 2016, 2:20 PM

I never had a boy kid to take care of before but somehow the girl I'm with has one due to my ejaculate. Some of you may be surprised, but I haven't seen a lot of kids' penuses before.

This kid has a huge sack (so large that random people have accidentally said something about it while watching him kid his ### wiped. Why are they watching him get his ### wiped? Weirdos.). Anyway, I think the kid has some length on him given his age, but I've started to notice it's getting more and more bent. It's starting to look like the letter J. In fact, the exact angle of the letter "J" as posted in this message is pretty much what his thing looks like right now.

I'm not sure if I should try to find a way to straighten it out or just see how this goes. Although I lack complete compassion for all mankind, there's something wrong with letting a kid grow a J-shaped penus to the point that he is peeing up his chest.

Since I know some of you have a lot more experience with kid's penuses than me, what would you do? Do they make a cast or something I could put on it to keep it straight? Like a Chinese finger trap?

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Re: My son's penus is bent. Is that normal?


Dec 9, 2016, 2:22 PM


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I like your funny words magic man


Have CS02 check it out.***


Dec 9, 2016, 2:22 PM



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### did I just read?


Dec 9, 2016, 2:24 PM

Seriously though, super glue it to his leg.

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twice.


Dec 10, 2016, 9:46 AM

i'm betting you read it twice

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That is totally the


Dec 9, 2016, 2:28 PM

POTD

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GET THIS MAN TO THE HOF!***


Dec 9, 2016, 2:29 PM



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I like your funny words magic man


I have the same problem to this day


Dec 9, 2016, 2:30 PM

He's gonna have to learn to thrust his hips at weird angles when he's older.

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Can he use it to pick up peanuts?***


Dec 9, 2016, 2:37 PM



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#ACCFTS


To the left or right?


Dec 9, 2016, 3:21 PM

You don't want no left bent liberal.

HTH

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i've been working bending mine


Dec 9, 2016, 3:27 PM

since about the 6th grade

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You ever get it stuck inside a woman?


Dec 9, 2016, 3:53 PM

There's nothing more embarrassing than having to come out flaccid to dislodge.

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CS02's new hero^^^^^***


Dec 9, 2016, 7:41 PM



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Bent for her pleasure?******


Dec 9, 2016, 7:48 PM



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Serial answer


Dec 9, 2016, 8:48 PM

Whichever side is leaning to, get him use that hand to jacket. It always leans away from the side you're used to using because of the beatdowns it recieves. Especially when you're jacketing it like 8 times a day. TRUST ME, I KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE. I used to have to tuck mine under my cell phone in my left pocket until I switched to my left hand.

Teach him the stranger or how to bat better left handed.

Balance is the key to life.

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You, sir, have increased


Dec 9, 2016, 9:39 PM

the value of this place. Thank you for these gems. Internet gold.

Long live the question-mark-pecker of the son of biochem!

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