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lovingit®

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If you could be a Miami fan for the day . . .

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Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 9:54 AM

Would you

A) get a tattoo of an ibis
B) get a gold grill in your teeth with “$$$” or “69”
C) catch your 4th venereal disease this quarter from the same girl who keeps telling you “I swear I haven’t been with anyone else“
D) or get a tshirt that says “Da U is back”

I’d probably say C. Because if I was a Miami fan I’d be dumb already. Plus I’m a Rocephin shot and some azithromycin away from a cure.

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I would repent of my waywardness and choose to

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Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 10:00 AM

cheer for Clemson.

"When I was young, I was sure of many things; now there are only two things of which I am sure: one is, that I am a miserable sinner; and the other, that Christ is an all-sufficient Saviour. He is well-taught who learns these two lessons." -John Newton

lovingit®

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Correct answer.***

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Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 10:06 AM

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Re: If you could be a Miami fan for the day . . .

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Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 10:00 AM

E.

All of the above.

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Its not even a question or debate....

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Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 10:27 AM

Gold Grill in my teeth with 69.

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Re: If you could be a Miami fan for the day . . .

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Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 10:30 AM

Snort up Peru.

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Is this a list? This looks like a list.***

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Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 10:34 AM

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Re: If you could be a Miami fan for the day . . .

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Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 10:34 AM

If I was a Miami fan, I would not show for a home game.... because I am enrolled at North Florida

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Re: If you could be a Miami fan for the day . . .

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Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 10:54 AM

Do I get out of jail first?

lovingit®

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Excellent question and an oversight on my part.

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Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 11:11 AM

Yes, you are out of jail.

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Throw myself into the eye of a hurricane***

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Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 11:17 AM

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Re: If you could be a Miami fan for the day . . .

Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 11:31 AM

I would buy a fake turnover chain and wear it with all the swag of the Miami program from 20 years ago.

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Re: If you could be a Miami fan for the day . . .

Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 3:57 PM

I.m in South Florida a lot, believe me, they wear the Turnover Chains, and not just on Saturdays.

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Re: If you could be a Miami fan for the day . . .

Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 6:44 PM

You got me thinking so searching shows a replica turnover chain runs from 30 to 100 dollars.

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she might be getting the virus from U

Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 11:34 AM

I meant You.

SumGuard98

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How does Rocephin shot and some azithromycin help with

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Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 11:45 AM

HIV, HPV, or HSV??

Asking for a friend...

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lovingit®

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It does not.***

Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 11:47 AM

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I'd bust out my VCR

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Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 11:58 AM

and relive the glory days of Vinny Testaverde and Bernie Kosar.

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Re: If you could be a Miami fan for the day . . .

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Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 12:13 PM

I would buy some 1” rope and spray paint it gold and then tie a hubcap from a 57 Buick on it for a hideous look a like turn over chain.

lovingit®

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Correct answer.***

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Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 1:20 PM

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No, thank you.

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Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 12:24 PM

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lovingit®

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Also a correct answer***

Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 1:20 PM

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Re: If you could be a Miami fan for the day . . .

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Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 1:52 PM

I’d grow a mullet so I’d have me some hairs on my head.

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pics of the girl from option C?

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Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 2:49 PM

I need more information before I can answer. TIA

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D with along with

Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 4:47 PM

A.

Would get a tiny Tiger PAW tatto put on my....!

FutureDoc

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Re: pics of the girl from option C?

Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 4:59 PM

she is sad...

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I would close my eyes and try to imagine

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Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 5:45 PM

What it would be like to score a TD against Clemson.

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B

Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 5:53 PM

And it wouldn’t be with the $$$ sign.

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Re: B

Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 7:06 PM

E. Canes gonna Cane

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Re: If you could be a Miami fan for the day . . .

Posted: Oct 7, 2020, 8:03 PM

All of that stuff can be done in Miami in an afternoon, but bring cash because it will cost you.

No self-respecting Miami chain would have anything but "305" on it.

Go Tigers!