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Topic: FBCoach is in a doctors office right now
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FBCoach is in a doctors office right now

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Posted: Dec 16, 2020, 3:17 PM
 

with oxygen tanks. Now would be a great time to share the things we hate about him most.

I'll start:

The thing I hate most about FBCoachSC® is everything.

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I love him and always have

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Posted: Dec 16, 2020, 3:23 PM
 

he makes me feel better about myself and lot in life.

And think about that....as I live in Detroit and he lives by the beach.

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you're a whole new man after gettin some puddin

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Posted: Dec 16, 2020, 3:24 PM
 

keep it bro we pulling for you

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He was pretty ornary last week

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Posted: Dec 16, 2020, 3:39 PM
 

musta been backed up.

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Based on what we know about his health, what would you put

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Posted: Dec 16, 2020, 3:31 PM
 

the over/under for his lifespan at? 55? Maybe 60? I suspect diabeetus sets in by his early 40's. I have never even heard of someone so young having so many health problems that wasn't terminally ill.

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Late 40'S***

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Posted: Dec 16, 2020, 3:36 PM
 



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Hmm, I think to come to that conclusion, you're assuming he

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Posted: Dec 16, 2020, 3:57 PM
 

quits drinking beer and goes all in drinking nothing but straight liquor later than I am. I figure that transition will occur around 35 or so, effectively limiting his life to another 15ish years after that.

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I drink liquor every night

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Posted: Dec 16, 2020, 3:58 PM
 

Whats my shelf life?

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It's not so black and white, unfortunately

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Posted: Dec 16, 2020, 4:19 PM
 

I obviously can't tell you precisely, but if you're drinking a liter of Kentucky Gentleman every 1-2 days like what I foresee for FBcoach, I would honestly think you'll make it a few more years than him. Maybe even 5-10 years longer. That's assuming you have the benefit of actually being half way healthy as a young adult.

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Re: FBCoach is in a doctors office right now

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Posted: Dec 16, 2020, 3:34 PM
 

He makes me feel smarter than I really am so there is that.

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Posted: Dec 16, 2020, 3:48 PM
 

I like that his high BMI is due to having large muscles

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His wooden pallet porch is pretty awesome.

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Posted: Dec 16, 2020, 3:59 PM
 

And the old tire flower pots in front of the trailer. One of the nicest homes in the park for sure.

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Deer FutbawlCoach

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Posted: Dec 16, 2020, 4:20 PM
 

.


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I hate him for not posting pigs of his wife's beefers

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Posted: Dec 16, 2020, 4:30 PM
 

and tulips spread.

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he is a very good troll

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Posted: Dec 16, 2020, 4:32 PM
 

nobody that is not a coot is that dumb

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No, hes actually that dumb

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Posted: Dec 16, 2020, 4:36 PM
 

Smart in his own, cute, sensical way, but hes really dumb

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Re: No, hes actually that dumb


Posted: Dec 16, 2020, 5:03 PM
 

I did not call him dumb, OK?

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