even though our game with FSU was canceled. The following is lifted from the current issue of the American Legion Magazine.
A college student stayed up late studying for his zoology exam the next day. As he entered the classroom, he saw ten stands with ten birds on them, with a sack over each bird and only the legs showing. The professor announced that the test would be to look at each set of legs and give the common name, habitat and genus.
The student looked at the legs, but they all looked the same to him. The more he thought about it, the angrier he became. Finally, he marched to the professors desk and exclaimed, "What a stupid test. How cam anyone tell the difference between birds by looking at their legs?" He threw his test on the desk and stomped to the door.
The class was so big that the professor did not know everyone's name so as the student reached the door, he called out, "What's your name?" The enraged student pulled up his pants legs and yelled, "You guess, buddy! You guess!