An evangelist went to a small rural church to preach a revival. The church didn’t have a lot of money so they told him they would have a family in the church feed him every meal. On the last day of the revival he was waiting on a family to invite him to dinner, and everyone was leaving the church. The hostess who had set up all the meals noticed this and realized she didn’t schedule anyone for that day. She goes to the evangelist and invited him to her house, saying she had prepared more than her family could eat. When they arrived at the family home she set out fried chicken, baked chicken, grilled chicken and chicken soup and all the side dishes. When they had finished eating the husband and evangelist went to the front porch to sit and rock. A chicken comes running around the house flopping around and squawking, then falls over dead. The evangelist asked the husband what’s wrong with the chicken? Husband replies, don’t really know but they are dying faster than we can eat them. Reminds me of UofUk6 recruiting.