Falsehood flies, and truth comes limping after it, so that when men come to be undeceived, it is too late; the jest is over, and the tale hath had its effect: like a man, who hath thought of a good repartee when the discourse is changed, or the company parted; or like a physician, who hath found out an infallible medicine, after the patient is dead.
- Jonathan Swift

When folks say, "You'll regret that in the morning", I just sleep until noon, because I'm a problem solver.

When folks say, "You'll regret that in the morning", I just sleep until noon, because I'm a problem solver.