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FSU WEEK LIMERICKS (now with bashing of Seminole cowardice)
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FSU WEEK LIMERICKS (now with bashing of Seminole cowardice)


Nov 16, 2020, 11:23 AM

I’m glad y’all could land Coach Norvell -
Once he can get rid of that smell
Of pedigree burning,
Your luck will be turning,
But this week? It won’t go so well...

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Thank you for re-directing our attention to FSU. I'm nervous


Nov 16, 2020, 11:26 AM

that all of this Muschamp stuff is a huge distraction for us this week.

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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 16, 2020, 11:28 AM

The Tigers take a trip to Tallahassee
And come in full throttle and sassy
They whip the Noles' tail
Without any fail
And do it in a way that is classy

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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 16, 2020, 12:05 PM

Jameis and Jimbo are gone
To the tigers you now belong
Dont go stealing my crab legs
You dirty little inbreds
As the Tigers go marching on

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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 16, 2020, 12:21 PM

Please tell me the backpack’s no more.
I swear, man, my jaw hit the floor
When y’all put that on.
I’m glad that it’s gone,
Though now it lives on in Nole lore...



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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 16, 2020, 1:03 PM

Your team will receive a sound beating,
But fans who have access to seating
Can make up lost time -
The stadium’s prime
For doing a little light reading!



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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 16, 2020, 5:20 PM

No billion pffft sounds from canned cola
Nor screeching an untuned viola
For hour on hour
Could quite overpower
The weeping of Chief Osceola.

It’s gonna get pitiful again on Saturday, Noles.



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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 16, 2020, 5:33 PM

Apparently, y’all lit the spear,
Then held it in waiting, for fear
That throwing too quick
Would not do the trick,
But now y’all have burns on your ear.

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The Tigers are travelling to Tallahooskie


Nov 16, 2020, 6:32 PM

I'll be at home, watching with a brewskie.
The Noles we will smoke,
Their QB might get broke,
And fshoe won't win, even with a fumblerooskie.

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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 16, 2020, 8:52 PM

Hey, maybe this week we can try
To duplicate Geoff Collins’ sly
And studious D,
Which turned out to be
Enough for the Wreck to squeak by...

The MIGHTY Yellow Jackets!

https://youtu.be/9nMuP7T_Dy4

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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 17, 2020, 8:02 AM

I’m shocked that the Coots couldn’t fare it.
Steve Spurrier’s love of the claret
Was always ignored,
Their statue’s adored,
But Boom’s depth of suck? They can’t bear it.

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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 17, 2020, 1:24 PM

I guess if you wanted to gamble,
You might bet the Tigers will ramble
Behind Etienne,
Who’s gonna dig in
And burn up the sod at Doak Campbell...

#9 is gonna be aaaaangry

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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 18, 2020, 10:32 AM

Prognosis in ol’ Tallahassee:
Beneath that nice blue-blooded chassis,
There’s more indigestion
And failures to question.
They’re chock full of turds, not just gassy...

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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 18, 2020, 7:36 PM

There’s no sense in raising alarms.
Your heads and your legs and your arms
Are ‘bout to be thrashed.
The check has been cashed -
This Tiger won’t spare whom he harms.

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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 19, 2020, 1:14 PM

He heard the “Unconquered” were hosting,
So Dabo’s prepared for a roasting
Of epic degree.
Just wait and you’ll see -
Our third string will even be coasting…

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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 21, 2020, 11:01 AM

Hey Chief - for a once-revered fella,
You sure are a bold shade of yella.
You clowns have sucked hard,
Now we’re in your yard,
And y’all chicken out?!? What the hella??

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The holes from Tallahassee are wimpy


Nov 21, 2020, 11:18 AM

and worried about being a little gimpy.
The Tigers made the short flight,
The holes saw us and with fright,
Said "I'd rather stay home and watch ren and stimpy.

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The once-might semi-holes are sure falling,


Nov 21, 2020, 11:21 AM

Their punk areses are scared when the Tigers come calling.
They are afraid to be seen,
Claiming it's covid 19,
Any real team would be out there ballin'.

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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS (now with bashing of Seminole cowardice)


Nov 21, 2020, 11:22 AM

You gotta be kidding, Norvell.
This move is creating a smell
That’s just as offensive
And much more extensive
Than losing to us would expel...

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The semiholes came up with a ruse,


Nov 21, 2020, 12:32 PM

'cause the pansies don't like to loose.
Since now they don't play,
It frees up their day.
Now they can go out for free shoes!

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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS (now with bashing of Seminole cowardice)


Nov 21, 2020, 8:44 PM

I can’t really help but just wonder
If this huge, embarrassing blunder
Is something akin
To happenings when
A scared dog starts hearing some thunder.

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