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Same 'whine'...different day...different 'Dad Jokes'...
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Oct 23, 2025, 8:06 AM
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Soap opera insanity...continues...
My therapist told me I have problems with verbalizing my emotions...
Can't say I'm surprised...
People are making too many apocalypse jokes.
It's like they think there's no tomorrow. 😵💫
Happy Thursday, Tiger Nation! Go Tigers, ALWAYS!
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TigerNet HOFer [124268]
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Apocalypse? Ok, what did Robin Givens & Christa McAuliffe have in common?
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Oct 23, 2025, 8:11 AM
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They both went down on the Challenger.
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Soda
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Oct 23, 2025, 8:13 AM
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Clemson Sports Icon [59924]
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Re: Same 'whine'...different day...different 'Dad Jokes'...
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Oct 23, 2025, 8:14 AM
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I have a step ladder.
- of course, I never knew my real ladder.
(Sorry - Pretty groan worthy, I know)
I told my kids I am older than Google.
- They didn't believe me.
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Re: Same 'whine'...different day...different 'Dad Jokes'...
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Oct 23, 2025, 8:20 AM
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How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet! :0)
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I have an inferiority complex, but it is a very good one.
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Oct 23, 2025, 8:35 AM
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Shouldn’t a toothbrush be called a teethbrush? I have summer teeth – summer real teeth and some aren’t. Sign on door: wallet, keys, phone, glasses, teeth. I’m a holdout – I still have most of my original teeth, but my lower left has been holed out.
I've had multiple dentist appointments since June (no joke). I told the dentist I wanted to give myself the anesthetic. He said "Fine, knock yourself out!" (joke). I also told him I didn't want him to stitch me up. He said "Ok, suture yourself." (also joke).
My brother Phillip had his lip removed last week. Now we just call him Phil. He moved to Philadelphia and joined the philharmonic orchestra. He lives and breathes his Philadelphia freedom.
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Clemson Sports Icon [56871]
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Re: Same 'whine'...different day...different 'Dad Jokes'...
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Oct 23, 2025, 8:55 AM
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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?”
In a hushed voice the guy next to him says, “before you tell the joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I’m a 6’ 2”, 220lb. black belt. The guy next to me is 6’4”, weighs 240lbs and he is a football player. The fellla to your right is 6’5” pushing 300lbs. and is a former college wrestler. Each one of us is blonde. Think about is Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?”
The blind guy says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times!”
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Re: Same 'whine'...different day...different 'Dad Jokes'...
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Oct 23, 2025, 10:02 AM
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Just in! The police confirmed that the individual that fell from the 14 story building yesterday was not a bouncer.
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [109513]
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lol, +1***
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Oct 23, 2025, 12:42 PM
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