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Put on that 'Monday Happy Face'! Dad joke might help...
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Mar 31, 2025, 8:43 AM
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Might...just sayin'
A blonde goes into work, crying her eyes out. Her concerned boss asks sympathetically, "What's wrong?"
She replied, "I got a call early this morning that my mother has passed away."
"I'm so sorry," her boss replied. "You don't need to be here today, you should go home."
She calmly replied, "No...I'm better off here...it keeps my mind off of it." Her boss relents saying, "Let me know if you need anything."
A few hours passed and her boss decides to check on her...and finds her crying hysterically. Rushing to her he asks, "Are you going to be okay...can I help?"
"No," she replied. "I just got a call from my sister...and HER mom died, too!" 
I'm not done!!
We all have that one friend who'd take a bullet for us, right? They're also the same friend who's the reason we're being shot at in the first place.
It's all about balance, amirite? 
Message was edited by: Salty55®
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Re: Put on that 'Monday Happy Face'! Dad joke might help...
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Mar 31, 2025, 8:47 AM
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A bus full of ugly people had a head on collision with a truck. When they died, God granted all of them one wish. The first person said, "I want to be gorgeous." God snapped his fingers and it happened. The second person said the same thing and God did the same thing. This want on and on throughout the group. God noticed the last man in line was laughing hysterically. By the time God got to the last ten people, the last man was laughing and rolling on the ground. When the man's turn came, he laughed and said, "I wish they were all ugly again."
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Re: Put on that 'Monday Happy Face'! Dad joke might help...
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Mar 31, 2025, 8:48 AM
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How do cheeses greet each other on a Monday morning, Have a Gouda week.
How do you make time go fast on Monday? Throw a clock.
Why did the broom show up late for class on Monday? He over swept.
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Re: Put on that 'Monday Happy Face'! Dad joke might help...
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Mar 31, 2025, 8:50 AM
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Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover? Because you should never press your luck!
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Re: Put on that 'Monday Happy Face'! Dad joke might help...
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Mar 31, 2025, 9:31 AM
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Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?
Fo drizzle
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [98899]
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lol***
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Mar 31, 2025, 9:33 AM
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Re: Put on that 'Monday Happy Face'! Dad joke might help...
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Mar 31, 2025, 9:42 AM
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Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?
If it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken sedan!
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What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi bud.
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Mar 31, 2025, 10:03 AM
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I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. Guess that's what I get for having a pure-bread dog.
My coworker told me not to carry too many totes at one time, because then I'd be Bin Laden.
I once dated a girl that turned out to be a communist. I should have seen the red flags
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [98899]
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How do you tell when a blond has been using the computer?
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Mar 31, 2025, 10:10 AM
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There is whiteout all over the screen.
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