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Pre-4th 'Dad Jokes' Thursday!
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Jul 3, 2025, 8:10 AM
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Because of another thread ( Francis Marion® ), let's consider the joke that, apparently, many folks believe is a Charleston 'must eat at' destination. No one I've ever know in 60+ years here has ever mentioned going there. (OK...was that a joke...or a rant?) Hi man, is a greeting!
You know you're getting old when you're entering your birth date with your smartphone...you get to the year and have to spin that beetch like you're on Wheel of Fortune! (That's a rant!  )
Ever looked at someone and thought...Why has no one hit you with a shovel? (Feelin' surly today...clearly!)
My wife told me to visit the doctor and get some of those 'blue pills' to help with an erection. You should have seen her face when I came back and tossed her some diet pills!
I'm still looking for a place to live! (It's a joke! I'd be dead otherwise!)
Blast this day, Tiger Nation...and be safe out there this weekend!
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Re: Pre-4th 'Dad Jokes' Thursday!
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Jul 3, 2025, 8:12 AM
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Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"
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lol***
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Jul 3, 2025, 8:12 AM
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Re: Pre-4th 'Dad Jokes' Thursday!
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Jul 3, 2025, 8:15 AM
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What do you call a wizard who is good with ceramics?
Harry Pottery! :0) Happy 4th everyone!
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Re: Pre-4th 'Dad Jokes' Thursday!
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Jul 3, 2025, 8:19 AM
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RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
Concerning yours, Ever looked at someone and thought...Why has no one hit you with a shovel? Go watch some videos under "LibsofTikTok" on X. You will say this about the majority.
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Re: Pre-4th 'Dad Jokes' Thursday!
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Jul 3, 2025, 8:29 AM
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Wife:
“Could you please go and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6.”
Short time later, the husband walks in with 6 cartons of milk.
Wife: “why in the h3ll did you buy 6 cartons of milk?”
Husband: “they had eggs.”
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And they say we don't listen!
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Jul 3, 2025, 9:24 AM
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Hahahaha!
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Jul 3, 2025, 8:56 AM
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I changed the name of my toilet from John to Jim. So I can tell people I go to the Jim every morning.
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Nothing screws up your Friday like realizing it's only Thursday.
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Jul 3, 2025, 8:59 AM
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Wanted: Someone to brush their teeth with me. Because 9 out of 10 dentists agree that brushing alone won't fully prevent tooth decay.
My girlfriend in a wheelchair broke up with me. She was tired of me being so pushy and stood up for herself. That's just how she rolls.
Why do men always come up with their best ideas while making whoopee? Because they are plugged into something a lot smarter and the good ideas come in less than two minutes.
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Re: Pre-4th 'Dad Jokes' Thursday!
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Jul 3, 2025, 9:19 AM
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Did you hear that U2 launched a map service but it failed.
The streets had no names.
Without #######, bewbs would be pointless.
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Jul 3, 2025, 9:19 AM
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Should have known n i p p l e s would be off limits.
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Why do people in Athens hate the sunrise?
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Jul 3, 2025, 9:43 AM
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Because Dawn is tough on Greece
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Jul 3, 2025, 10:03 AM
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Horses are unable to vomit. Just saying.
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3 Sailors headed home on leave one cold night
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Jul 3, 2025, 10:20 AM
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a 3rd class PO, a 1st class PO and a Chief PO. Car breaks down and they walk to the nearest house and ask if they stay until daybreak. Farmer says yes but one will have to sleep in the barn. Of course the 3rd class is sent. 10 mins later there is knocking on the door and the 3rd class saying I can't stand it at the barn, there's a pig in there that really stinks. 1st class, being a better man, says I'll go you whimp. 10 mins later a knock and there stands the 1st class saying he was right nobody can stand that stinking pig. Salty old Chief says you are both whimps, I'll go. 10 mins later another knock, they open the door and there stands the pig.
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Re: Pre-4th 'Dad Jokes' Thursday!
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Jul 3, 2025, 1:13 PM
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Deer July,
I don’t want any trouble from you. Just come in, sit down, don’t touch anything, and keep your mouth shut!
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