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Post-Valentine Weekend 'Dad Joke'
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Post-Valentine Weekend 'Dad Joke'

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Feb 15, 2025, 7:47 AM
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And just to put the right twist on our 41st Valentine together as a wed couple, Mrs. Salty texts me with 'Thank you! I assume the beautiful flowers are from you!" Apparently the card was lost...figures!
It's the little nuances of the day that cement the memories! ;)

Without further adieu...


After dinner my wife asked if I could clear the table. I needed a running start, but I made it.


I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing. (Surprised you, didn't it! :) )

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Feb 15, 2025, 8:49 AM
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I tried playing hide and seek in the hospital, but they kept finding me in the ICU.

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I try to save a life a day, usually it is my own.


Not really a joke. More of a valentines toast

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Feb 15, 2025, 9:17 AM
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Roses are red, violets are blue. Venison blackstrap beats fondue.

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Re: Not really a joke. More of a valentines toast

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Feb 15, 2025, 10:16 AM
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Venison blackstrap’s beats almost anything! Good one!

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Feb 15, 2025, 9:20 AM
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the tug abides


Why can't your head be 12 inches long?

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Feb 15, 2025, 10:14 AM
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Because then it would be a foot!!

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Feb 15, 2025, 11:29 AM
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I asked my date to meet me at the gym, but she never showed up. I guess we’re not gonna work out.
Hey, there’s a game today on a channel I actually get! Let’s get that brand fund money!

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