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It's Taco Tuesday 'Dad Joke'-ish time!
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May 6, 2025, 7:43 AM
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away...if you aim well and throw hard enough!
A drunk guy comes home one night, greeted by his angry wife, questioning, Where the hail have you been...do you see the time?"
"I was at the Golden Saloon...everything's made of gold...big sign, doors, floors...even the urinals are made of gold!", he slurred.
Not buying it, his wife goes online the next morning seeking 'Golden Saloon'...and Google confirms it just across town. She calls and the bartender answers. She asks, "I this the Golden Saloon?" "Sure is", he replied.
"So...you have gold doors...gold floors?", she inquired.
"You bet!", said the bartender.
"And you have gold urinals, too?", she asked.
The bartender paused a few seconds, then she hears him yell across the room, "Hey, Duke! I think we have a lead on the guy who wizzed in your saxophone!"
Have a spicy Tuesday, Tiger Nation! Go Tigers!
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May 6, 2025, 7:46 AM
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May 6, 2025, 7:47 AM
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up alone? Because it was too tired! :0)
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May 6, 2025, 8:10 AM
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"An old man and old woman are sitting on a bus bench. The old man, who's a bit randy, asks the old woman, 'How do you like sex?' She replies, 'Infrequently.'" "The old man asks, 'Is that one word or two?'"
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May 6, 2025, 8:14 AM
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A man met a magical genie.
The genie granted him a single wish.
The man said “I wish I could be you”
The genie said, “weurd wush, but ok - ut us granted!
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Ring of Honor [22350]
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Well done...
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May 6, 2025, 8:24 AM
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Ultimate Tiger [33911]
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To be Frank, I'd have to change my name.
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May 6, 2025, 8:47 AM
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Ben & Jerry's need to improve their service. The only way to get Heavenly Hash is down a Rocky Road.
What's a penguins favorite relative? Aunt Arctica.
When you hav a bladder infection, urine trouble.
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lol***
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May 6, 2025, 8:54 AM
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What was Bruce Lee's favorite drink?
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May 6, 2025, 9:48 AM
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Waatah!
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Ya know...
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May 6, 2025, 9:58 AM
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I believe it's time for a new 'Groan' badge! The distinction is earned! 
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May 6, 2025, 9:53 AM
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My wife has 3 degrees, Accounting, Education and Archeology. She knows how to spend money, can lecture me on everything I do, and always dig up the past. It's a wonderful life.
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May 6, 2025, 10:59 AM
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90% of bald men still own a comb.
They just can’t part with it.
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May 6, 2025, 2:00 PM
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City boy, looking at a barn full of feed, “Who’s all ty for?”
Farmer: “The cattle eat it”.
City boy: “Wow, that’s one hungry cat!”
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