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It's 'Dad Joke' WEDNESDAY...whatever that means!
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My favorite childhood memory: Not paying bills!
If you think I'm short...you should see my patience!
Today, I saw a line of rabbits hopping backwards. It was a receding hare line.
I shouted to my girlfriend, "Honey, I broke a glass in the kitchen." She replied, "I'm coming with the broom." I said, "It's not urgent...you can come on foot!"
I need more coffee...and stronger. Happy Tuesday, T-Net...may your day and tacos be spicey!
And how about those Tigers 'Diamond Wizards' last night! Hey, SE...C who has your number? 
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Re: It's 'Dad Joke' Tuesday...whatever that means!
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Apr 23, 2025, 7:26 AM
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Why did the lawyer show up in court in his underwear? He forgot his suit! :0)
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Apr 23, 2025, 7:29 AM
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Re: It's 'Dad Joke' Tuesday...whatever that means!
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Apr 23, 2025, 8:15 AM
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They are especially bad for squirrels when they are pointed at them!
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You still celebrating your birthday thinking it's Tuesday?
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Apr 23, 2025, 7:55 AM
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Did you know you can buy iron and carbon cheaper together than separate? What a steel.
If H2O Is Water, H2O2 Is Hydrogen Peroxide and H2O3 is Trioxidane, what Is H2O4? Drinking.
What did Winnie-the-Pooh say to his new love interest? Show me the honey.
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Tuesday?***
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Apr 23, 2025, 8:03 AM
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Re: It's 'Dad Joke' Tuesday...whatever that means!
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Apr 23, 2025, 8:03 AM
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I thought it was Wednesday!?
"A dumb guy is overweight, so his doctor puts him on a diet. 'I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat that for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds.' When the guy returns, he's lost nearly 20 pounds."
"'Wow, that's amazing!' the doctor says. 'Did you follow my instructions?'
The guy nods. 'I'll tell you, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day.'
'From hunger, you mean?' said the doctor.
'No, from skipping,' replied the guy."
"A little girl asks her father, 'What is SEX?' The father thinks, this is the day I tell my little princess everything about sex. He sits her down and explains sex, including sexual intercourse, conception, sperm, eggs, ovulation, menstruation, etc."
"Then the little girl asks, 'Daddy, what is a COUPLE?'
He explains that a couple is when two people are romantically involved and that it usually involves them having sex. Then, in his nervousness, he begins explaining in too much detail the different sexual positions. Finally, he cuts himself off and asks the little girl, 'Why do you want to know about a couple and sex?'
She replied, 'Mommy said that lunch will be ready in 'A COUPLE OF SECS.'"
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Re: It's 'Dad Joke' Tuesday...whatever that means!
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Apr 23, 2025, 8:20 AM
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According to a recent study, 9 out of 10 people who are afraid of hurdles …
Never get over it.
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Re: It's 'Dad Joke' Tuesday...whatever that means!
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Apr 23, 2025, 8:23 AM
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Why is it so hard to tell a joke about retired people?
None of them work!!
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Why are elevator jokes so good?..
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Apr 23, 2025, 8:58 AM
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They work on many levels...
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Re: It's 'Dad Joke' WEDNESDAY...whatever that means!
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Apr 23, 2025, 9:43 AM
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Which is faster - hot or cold?
hot, because you can catch a cold!
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