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Hump Day Dad Joke
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Hump Day Dad Joke

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Jan 15, 2025, 6:13 AM
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Why was the broom late to class?








It Over-swept...


Ugh...that was bad. :(

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Jan 15, 2025, 6:24 AM
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I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high.

She seemed surprised.

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I try to save a life a day, usually it is my own.


Why was mom disapointed with the green alien she recieved for Christmas?

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Jan 15, 2025, 6:50 AM
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She could not drive the Toy Yoda.

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"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."


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Jan 15, 2025, 8:17 AM
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I must admit I didn't laugh, but I did smile!

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Jan 15, 2025, 8:51 AM
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fintiger® , I groaned. Apparently rcdalton® was even more disgusted. Still, I promised tugalooriver® I'd poast them daily, in the true spirit of T-Netdom. Fortunately, many others have covered by sharing MUCH better jokes today. I'll get over the hump...hopefully! :)

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Why does a duck have feathers?

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Jan 15, 2025, 8:20 AM
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To cover his butt quack.

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Jan 15, 2025, 8:21 AM
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Did you hear about the guy who couldn't spell? He spent the night in a warehouse.

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Jan 15, 2025, 8:29 AM
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A boy was walking down the road with a dead bird. A man stopped and asked, "Son, what ya got there?" The boy replied, " A Chicken Hawk." The man asked, "What ya gonna do with it?" The boy replied, "Gonna make gumbo." Again, the man asked, "Does a Hawk make good gumbo?" "About like owl", the boy answered.


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Did y'all know the Swedish Navy paints barcodes on their ships?

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Jan 15, 2025, 8:44 AM
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It's so they can Scandinavian

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Jan 15, 2025, 8:47 AM
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Thanks for the hump day jokes. Since I have no car I needed a lift.

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