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Good Sunday morning 'Dad Joke' effort!
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Apr 27, 2025, 8:39 AM
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My goodness, but the misery flowing like a river yesterday...whether from the Warren Nolan divine prediction of a Wulfie sweep to crying over a Banana trot down the Hill. Clearly, a lot of folks weren't tied down with a 'Honey-do' list!  I'm jealous about the list...not about the 'River-fest'!
So...
Five pigs walk into a bar...the first pig orders a beer, pig #2 orders two beers...3rd pig orders three brews, #4 order four beers and...(you guessed it!) the fifth orders five beers.
Pig One drinks his beer, goes to the bathroom and leaves.
Pig Two drinks his beers, hits the head and leaves as well.
Pig Three drinks his, waddles to the bathroom, then exits the bar.
Pig Four, yep, guzzles down his brews, staggers to the restroom...and leaves.
The fifth pig slams down his five beers and heads to the exit.
"Wait!", shouts the bartender. "Why aren't you going to the bathroom like the other pigs?"
"Because", announced Pig 5, "I'm the pig that goes "wee wee wee" all the way home!"
What did the tomato say to the other tomato during their race?
Ketchup! (So 'dad'!)
Oops! I dropped my pillow on the floor!
I think it has a concushion!
Be happy, T-Net! You get one crack at this day! Make the most of it! Go Tigers!
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Re: Good Sunday morning 'Dad Joke' effort!
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Apr 27, 2025, 8:53 AM
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Good stuff. I thought it was cool to see Death Valley host a baseball game. We have games with less in the seats! Clemson University and the Bananas are laughing all the way to the bank! Concessions alone made a mint.
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [100817]
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lol***
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Apr 27, 2025, 9:05 AM
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Ring of Honor [21844]
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Alright...who
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Apr 27, 2025, 1:08 PM
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Ran Jedi Kermit® off? It's either that, or his light saber needs new AA batteries! Which is it?
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Re: Alright...who
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Apr 27, 2025, 7:11 PM
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Ran Jedi Kermit® off? It's either that, or his light saber needs new AA batteries! Which is it? ">">">
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Re: Good Sunday morning 'Dad Joke' effort!
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Apr 27, 2025, 1:22 PM
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Bob ran out of gas and a bee flew into his window and asked if he was out of gas. Bob said yes and the bee said wait a minute, I’ll be right back. The bee returned with his entire hive and they all flew into the gas tank. After a minute they flew out and the bee said try it now. Bob tried the ignition and the car started right up. He asked the bee what they put in the tank. The bee said …wait for it…
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Being a Clemson board I thought the punch line would be...
Apr 27, 2025, 9:27 PM
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...."I'm an Esso bee."
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